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Even in the most predictable, mundane, boring breakup, this happens.

I got divorced, and suddenly people I hadn’t spoken to in *years* suddenly cared, showed up, asked questions.

“The empathetic hunger descends”

I don’t belong anywhere. I shared the same post across three platforms and no one cared.

I decided at random to make crock pot lasagna.

I did all the prep, then realized I didn’t have ricotta cheese.

Recipe hack: every 20 min add a layer of mozzarella. Mix before you add the new layer.

Results: de-damn-licious! 😋

I have been divorced for a year now.

I am fully single and ready to mingle. Any takers?

I am a pathological people pleaser.

Damn you, Tay, for calling it like you see it. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

It’s me, hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

Somehow, even though I am an established “dog person” I follow A LOT of cat accounts.

Would anyone be interested in a day in the life of a spoiled pitbull?

#Walnut

Recently I realized how HARSH I had become.

Good or bad, every question was met with a barb.

Sometimes, you can try so hard to make life easier for others that you forsake your own self.

P.S. don’t do that

Does anyone on here use Finch? I’d love more friends in my tree town! You can add my friend code NKYWW39457. app.befinch.com/share/Znja

Do scammers not know reverse image search exists?

So many weird men DMing me, and a quick search of their photos shows them to be fakes real quick. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

#ofmd #RIPKarl

#poetry

I love my friends. 🫶🏻🤣❤️

🎶 It’s a hard knock life for us… 🎶