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Klungus
@hardee.bsky.social
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Brain rot savant

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How it's going
Hornet in the Shinji chair of despair
September 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The Silksong Experience
A crudely drawn Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong looking like the thinking emoji with the words "No Rosaries?" underneath
September 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Charlotte Eva: Harbinger of Doom
Black and white cat stretching out on a blue/cream colored rug. She is staring at the camera as if she's inviting the viewer to scratch behind her ears. Her coloring makes it look like she has bangs.
April 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Look at this little dingus
Charlie, a black and white cat with coloring that resembles bangs, sitting between the back of a soft fabric chair and a velvety pillow
December 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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This ridiculous highlight made my night, I suck so much at climbing walls lol

#MarvelRivals
#SpiderMan
December 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Please Goku save us from their inhumane greed
Super Saiyan Goku saying “it’s you who should be afraid, Health insurance CEOs” Will Goku save the planet from extreme greed? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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What’s wrong bestie I thought your DMs were open to your haters
Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social 🚫User Blocking You So much for “I am so great, nobody dislikes me, I will hear freely from those who claim they don’t like me”
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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The world has endured enough suffering
Mr Incredible asking the annoying shitposting lawyer to shut the fuck up, to please shut the fuck up
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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This healed my inner child. At least I hope it did
Lego Super Mario and Yoshi from the SNES game Super Mario World. The model has a crank that makes Yoshi move its arm and legs, and Mario’s cape bounce.
October 13, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Eric Adams searching for thugs like
SpongeBob looking at a poster that reads “Wanted Maniac” with his likeness on it
September 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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As a wonderful movie recently put it:
there is still time From the movie I Saw The TV Glow
September 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Humina humina!
A picture of Elvis Presley being operated on by Aliens. The reply goes as follows: Elvis: oh Humina Humina! these Extra-Terrestrials are Jerk-a-Lerkin' on my Thing! Zrqlon-83DEAF: i can't fucking take this anymore man. stop talking like that
September 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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This cat I swear
Kiki with her head leaning super far back, resting it on my leg
September 21, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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Kiki as viewed from above
Kiki laying on the runner with her mouse toy. My exposed legs can be seen at the bottom of the picture between nondescript khaki shorts and white socks with Charmeleon on them
September 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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This is Bluesky’s version of TikTok’s “it’s time to go to bed” wellness messages
German post saying “the person behind the account” with a picture of a deranged puppet. It has eyes like those human-eyed dogs and hair like Boris Johnson
September 20, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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“Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #94,656!” my expression, pained; tears streaming down my face; my wish for the 🎉 to return to a 🦋 unheard, whispers in the corner of the room drowned by a hurricane
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #94,656, Alex Hardee ‪@hardee.bsky.social‬, joined on May 27, 2023"
September 20, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Meet Kiki, she tragically has a hamster ball filled with bees for a brain
Kiki with her long poofy tail and her sly little face, holding her toy mouse against her back paws in a scrunched up position The runner rug she is lying on has geometric patterns on it
September 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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I don’t understand Portuguese and I’m scared
Portuguese More Portuguese Even more Portuguese
September 20, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Celebrating 10M users *94,656 Alex Hardee @hardee.bsky.social Joined May 27, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Emojipasta about the trump shooting, followed by: if you were 14 seconds faster this is how i would've found out someone tried to shoot trump
July 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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My wife holding two kittens up to her face, while I stand in the background looking unamused
July 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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🧘
Vomiting is the last true zen state that a person can experience: a moment of complete worldly abandon and absolute, total thoughtless focus. Shitting is supposed to be that too but phones have ruined it. Nobody’s on their phone while they’re puking, and if they are, then god has truly lost.
June 5, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Yeah I guess you could say I’m good with numbers
Congrats! You finished an easy puzzle in 3:24. Play another Sudoku
May 20, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Fuck these two in particular
Today’s horseshit NYT mini April 24, 2024 By Tracy Bennett Edited by Sam Ezersky
April 25, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Drop something yellow from your gallery
Giant yellow gift box with red ribbon made out of Christmas lights. It is large enough to walk through, there is a couple standing inside of it (it’s my wife and me).
March 11, 2024 at 11:05 PM