shitposting terrorist
@harbo.bsky.social
I put these words here to terrorize you
I’m glad Trump is going to take gun rights away from the trans. I scroll on this website and see how the trans glorify and celebrate violence towards anyone who does not adhere to their batshit ideology. Soon they will be rightfully classified as mentally ill again. Thank God you people don’t matter
September 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m glad Trump is going to take gun rights away from the trans. I scroll on this website and see how the trans glorify and celebrate violence towards anyone who does not adhere to their batshit ideology. Soon they will be rightfully classified as mentally ill again. Thank God you people don’t matter
X is so much better than this website. You’re all cowards who can’t stand people having another opinion. Right wing havens like X and 4chan allow all opinions. Left wing havens like here and Reddit ban anyone who disagrees. You’re cowards.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
X is so much better than this website. You’re all cowards who can’t stand people having another opinion. Right wing havens like X and 4chan allow all opinions. Left wing havens like here and Reddit ban anyone who disagrees. You’re cowards.
I will not condone your turd slurping, turd slurper
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I will not condone your turd slurping, turd slurper
Some guys piss standing up, some guys even piss while sitting. Me? I piss laying down
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Some guys piss standing up, some guys even piss while sitting. Me? I piss laying down
🎶 I’m a pooper 🎶 I’m a shitter 🎶 I’m a log hole splitter 🎶 shittin my pants on the ruuuuuun 🎶
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
🎶 I’m a pooper 🎶 I’m a shitter 🎶 I’m a log hole splitter 🎶 shittin my pants on the ruuuuuun 🎶
sometimes I piss my pants, just to be silly
October 24, 2024 at 7:14 PM
sometimes I piss my pants, just to be silly
I got arrested for my last post
October 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I got arrested for my last post
the devil went down to georgia, he was looking for some pants to piss
December 9, 2023 at 3:39 PM
the devil went down to georgia, he was looking for some pants to piss
forever thinking of the avant-garde performance artist genius who almost popped a giant balloon for three full hours on TikTok live
October 31, 2023 at 4:37 PM
forever thinking of the avant-garde performance artist genius who almost popped a giant balloon for three full hours on TikTok live
almighty Poseidon thought he could stop me from walking in the park today
October 29, 2023 at 8:57 PM
almighty Poseidon thought he could stop me from walking in the park today
accidentally ground up a popcorn kernel with my weed
October 29, 2023 at 4:58 PM
accidentally ground up a popcorn kernel with my weed
hope to one day be described on the news as “crazed man”
October 28, 2023 at 11:06 PM
hope to one day be described on the news as “crazed man”
It’s times like these that I remember the immortal words of Eminem, “Shit is real like you pooped Jerusalem.”
October 28, 2023 at 11:03 PM
It’s times like these that I remember the immortal words of Eminem, “Shit is real like you pooped Jerusalem.”
wanna post something groundbreaking and paradigm shifting, something that really makes the masses wake up and say “hey, shut the fuck up”
October 28, 2023 at 2:55 PM
wanna post something groundbreaking and paradigm shifting, something that really makes the masses wake up and say “hey, shut the fuck up”
cum costs money, did you think it grows on trees?
October 28, 2023 at 4:13 AM
cum costs money, did you think it grows on trees?
princess mononoke ate my dick off
October 23, 2023 at 3:02 AM
princess mononoke ate my dick off
lil Wayne's Blunt Blowin but the lyrics are "pants pissin"
Just thought you should know
Just thought you should know
October 22, 2023 at 1:14 PM
lil Wayne's Blunt Blowin but the lyrics are "pants pissin"
Just thought you should know
Just thought you should know
my great grandfather worked hard at the local piss bottling plant before the EPA put them out of business and my whole family died in the street
October 19, 2023 at 12:24 PM
my great grandfather worked hard at the local piss bottling plant before the EPA put them out of business and my whole family died in the street
horse shit should be illegal
October 16, 2023 at 2:12 AM
horse shit should be illegal
the masculine urge to shit your pants in righteous indignation
October 11, 2023 at 1:32 PM
the masculine urge to shit your pants in righteous indignation
one of you guys made a post with the word “cookie” in it and now I have to eat a cookie. Be more careful next time
October 10, 2023 at 8:59 PM
one of you guys made a post with the word “cookie” in it and now I have to eat a cookie. Be more careful next time
what kind of a moron would say something I don’t like while having their email in their public profile? You will drown in right wing newsletters
October 8, 2023 at 9:25 PM
what kind of a moron would say something I don’t like while having their email in their public profile? You will drown in right wing newsletters
some guy on mastodon just referred to himself as a fan of mine while correcting my joke. how come you guys never do that
October 7, 2023 at 9:45 PM
some guy on mastodon just referred to himself as a fan of mine while correcting my joke. how come you guys never do that
I will punch down because that’s how punching works when you’re tall
October 7, 2023 at 2:55 PM
I will punch down because that’s how punching works when you’re tall