halal
haram.bsky.social
halal
@haram.bsky.social
back on my bullshit (vaping in the kids play area bathroom)
August 27, 2023 at 8:14 PM
i regret to inform you the getting shitfaced in brkln era is over
August 13, 2023 at 9:45 PM
#1 reason for serial killing is boredom
July 15, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by halal
Another project.
Coming soon.
July 4, 2023 at 6:29 PM
can one wear us army hat if not in us army
July 4, 2023 at 9:12 PM
they say shitting ur pants is the thief of joy
June 21, 2023 at 11:05 PM
can't shake the sadness cant shake this joy life shit got me fucked up
June 13, 2023 at 12:56 PM
wanna say disease free since 1993 but don't want jinx me
June 12, 2023 at 9:12 PM
time is the fleetiest of bitches
June 10, 2023 at 2:37 PM
mf on queens blvd yelled at me to get a fucken haircut
June 10, 2023 at 4:23 AM
banalities as foreplay
June 10, 2023 at 3:27 AM
if self-flagellation was cardio, I'd be shredded af rn
June 9, 2023 at 11:17 AM
canf sleep until I've finished youtube
June 2, 2023 at 6:55 AM
it's time to sleep again
June 2, 2023 at 3:36 AM
saw a lady breastfeeding one (1) baby with both tits out on the mta last week and thought it was a bit extra tbh
May 27, 2023 at 11:55 PM
fucking unbelievable that we get just one shot at this whole existence thing
May 27, 2023 at 11:51 PM
camt wait to sleep to wake up
May 26, 2023 at 4:25 AM
can't trust a man who shaves everyday
May 23, 2023 at 3:50 AM
queens is the 51st state
May 21, 2023 at 3:48 AM
tough day for mom haters everywhere
May 14, 2023 at 5:24 PM
good idea to have water at bedside so you can drink it if your mouth gets dry
May 14, 2023 at 6:14 AM
in my rushdie era
May 14, 2023 at 4:23 AM
beautiful day to take kids to the park and do some drugs
May 13, 2023 at 8:14 PM
tragically straight
May 13, 2023 at 3:24 PM
gm.
May 13, 2023 at 12:02 PM