Dyke Gumshoe
@hapyondtagency.bsky.social
MINORS DNI.
Nonbinary, 21, I think women are cool and I will talk about and yearn for women a lot. This account is NSFW.
Nonbinary, 21, I think women are cool and I will talk about and yearn for women a lot. This account is NSFW.
I'm feeling a special sort of complete fucking ass today I cried myself to sleep basically, slept like ass, woke up, cried more
There's no sapphic punchline or anything I just feel like shit
There's no sapphic punchline or anything I just feel like shit
August 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm feeling a special sort of complete fucking ass today I cried myself to sleep basically, slept like ass, woke up, cried more
There's no sapphic punchline or anything I just feel like shit
There's no sapphic punchline or anything I just feel like shit
Sweat is way hotter than people give it credit for imo
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sweat is way hotter than people give it credit for imo
Stupid dog hours (its always stupid dog hours)
August 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Stupid dog hours (its always stupid dog hours)
Need to hump something oh my GOD
August 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Need to hump something oh my GOD
Thought abt playing a game I almost always beat my partner in but they get tired of losing and start pulling on my leash to throw me off and eventually it progresses to trying to get me too horny to focus but it backfires on them and now I won't stop trying to get myself off on their thigh
August 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thought abt playing a game I almost always beat my partner in but they get tired of losing and start pulling on my leash to throw me off and eventually it progresses to trying to get me too horny to focus but it backfires on them and now I won't stop trying to get myself off on their thigh
Anyway hunting someone down but instead of fucking them into submission and claiming them I flop over on top of them and they have to cuddle me and we have a nice and cozy sleep
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Anyway hunting someone down but instead of fucking them into submission and claiming them I flop over on top of them and they have to cuddle me and we have a nice and cozy sleep
I feel cold and empty and my brain's going a mile a minute where are my cuddles and sex to make me feel better
August 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I feel cold and empty and my brain's going a mile a minute where are my cuddles and sex to make me feel better
I had a really bad nightmare that left me shaking for a little while I wish I had someone to hug me and reassure me that what I dreamt about wasn't real and that they were here if I needed them
August 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I had a really bad nightmare that left me shaking for a little while I wish I had someone to hug me and reassure me that what I dreamt about wasn't real and that they were here if I needed them
Came home and my nonexistent partner wasn't on the bed tied up naked and ready to be bred all night whats even the point
August 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Came home and my nonexistent partner wasn't on the bed tied up naked and ready to be bred all night whats even the point
I'm like wolfbrained today I don't wanna speak I want head/back scratches and I want to growl and I want to be my partner's good horrifying beast :(
August 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm like wolfbrained today I don't wanna speak I want head/back scratches and I want to growl and I want to be my partner's good horrifying beast :(
I wanna come home angry as fuck one day and almost immediately after I sit down my partner notices and they start giving me head to calm me down
August 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I wanna come home angry as fuck one day and almost immediately after I sit down my partner notices and they start giving me head to calm me down
Lowkey what if a girl gets me high as balls via shotgunning and we make out afterward, bonus points if that's how we start dating
August 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Lowkey what if a girl gets me high as balls via shotgunning and we make out afterward, bonus points if that's how we start dating
I have like a billion different thoughts today you're getting a thread
August 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I have like a billion different thoughts today you're getting a thread
I need a sloppy lesbian makeout and then I need to hump them while they hold me on a leash and tease me about it because I'm no better than a dog
July 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I need a sloppy lesbian makeout and then I need to hump them while they hold me on a leash and tease me about it because I'm no better than a dog
I yearn for someone to touch me so bad just please cuddle with me and pet me and scratch me it hurts being alone
July 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I yearn for someone to touch me so bad just please cuddle with me and pet me and scratch me it hurts being alone
I'm emotionally drained who's gonna say "babe I love you it's okay" and hug me from behind :(
I'm getting like so pathetically upset at a video game who's gonna say "babe take a breather it's okay" and hug me from behind
July 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm emotionally drained who's gonna say "babe I love you it's okay" and hug me from behind :(
I'm getting like so pathetically upset at a video game who's gonna say "babe take a breather it's okay" and hug me from behind
July 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'm getting like so pathetically upset at a video game who's gonna say "babe take a breather it's okay" and hug me from behind
Pouring someone's favorite drink on my stomach/dick and making them lick it clean
July 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pouring someone's favorite drink on my stomach/dick and making them lick it clean
My ass needs to go in the woods and hunt someone down I'm in that kinda mood again
July 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My ass needs to go in the woods and hunt someone down I'm in that kinda mood again
I'm tired of the whole romantic confession thing can't me and someone just look at each other for a little too long and passionately make out and agree that we're dating afterward
July 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm tired of the whole romantic confession thing can't me and someone just look at each other for a little too long and passionately make out and agree that we're dating afterward
I've just been mad horny most of the day and I can't take it out on anyone and I don't like that
July 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I've just been mad horny most of the day and I can't take it out on anyone and I don't like that
I pride myself on taking showers and being clean and stuff but I feel slighty euphoric when I'm sweaty and a little smelly. I should always be a little bit gross actually and I want someone to love it and my gross pervert lesbian self
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I pride myself on taking showers and being clean and stuff but I feel slighty euphoric when I'm sweaty and a little smelly. I should always be a little bit gross actually and I want someone to love it and my gross pervert lesbian self
Im angry not in a horny way but in a "If I had someone to bite they'd be bleeding" way. Maybe a little bit of blood is good for my soul
July 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Im angry not in a horny way but in a "If I had someone to bite they'd be bleeding" way. Maybe a little bit of blood is good for my soul
How do I get into a situation where I can drink someone's breast milk straight from their titty
July 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How do I get into a situation where I can drink someone's breast milk straight from their titty