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@haptiq.bsky.social
Space dust in the shape of a man. I like when complete strangers DM me to vent deep talk like we've known each other for years. People are interesting.
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still alive - doin my thing, life a LOT better holy shit new chapter was good, hope you’re all well
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
still alive - doin my thing, life a LOT better holy shit new chapter was good, hope you’re all well
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🍿🎉
(kind of anticlimactic since I’m going through the Alien movies again)
(kind of anticlimactic since I’m going through the Alien movies again)
August 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🍿🎉
(kind of anticlimactic since I’m going through the Alien movies again)
(kind of anticlimactic since I’m going through the Alien movies again)
Current read - highly recommend not even for the food, but the daily ramblings of an extremely funny and charming man.
August 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Current read - highly recommend not even for the food, but the daily ramblings of an extremely funny and charming man.
I really can't wrap my head around how the UK doesn't have a political candidate who is:
- Patriotic without being racist or protectionist
- Well spoken and professional without being a toff
- Economically literate without being a shill
Are the only options the far-right or protesters?
- Patriotic without being racist or protectionist
- Well spoken and professional without being a toff
- Economically literate without being a shill
Are the only options the far-right or protesters?
August 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I really can't wrap my head around how the UK doesn't have a political candidate who is:
- Patriotic without being racist or protectionist
- Well spoken and professional without being a toff
- Economically literate without being a shill
Are the only options the far-right or protesters?
- Patriotic without being racist or protectionist
- Well spoken and professional without being a toff
- Economically literate without being a shill
Are the only options the far-right or protesters?
had my triage session for therapy and was told “you’ve lived a lot of life for a 28 year old, jesus christ”
….. apparently I bottled it because I’ve been crying for 2 days every so often randomly
….. apparently I bottled it because I’ve been crying for 2 days every so often randomly
August 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
had my triage session for therapy and was told “you’ve lived a lot of life for a 28 year old, jesus christ”
….. apparently I bottled it because I’ve been crying for 2 days every so often randomly
….. apparently I bottled it because I’ve been crying for 2 days every so often randomly
I just tried to be sarcastic/funny with good intentions over a text message and accidentally hurt the feelings of someone I care deeply about I feel fucking terrible
August 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just tried to be sarcastic/funny with good intentions over a text message and accidentally hurt the feelings of someone I care deeply about I feel fucking terrible
After watching me for 6/7 years be mid as fuck at Dota, the squad is about to find out how disgusting I was with a chopper in Battlefield.
The fact I never clipped any of it is even better.
#battlefield6
The fact I never clipped any of it is even better.
#battlefield6
a helicopter is flying in front of a large fire explosion .
ALT: a helicopter is flying in front of a large fire explosion .
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August 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
After watching me for 6/7 years be mid as fuck at Dota, the squad is about to find out how disgusting I was with a chopper in Battlefield.
The fact I never clipped any of it is even better.
#battlefield6
The fact I never clipped any of it is even better.
#battlefield6
Fuck me, I didn't know there was such a thing as emotional healing, and then I started watching #tedlasso
a woman with blonde hair and earrings is wearing a white shirt and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and earrings is wearing a white shirt and making a funny face .
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July 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fuck me, I didn't know there was such a thing as emotional healing, and then I started watching #tedlasso
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I never want to give any charitability again to the conservatives pretending that being anti-abortion is about protecting children when they're openly saying they don't care if Trump is guilty of doing stuff on Epstein's island... how insanely twisted can you be?
July 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I never want to give any charitability again to the conservatives pretending that being anti-abortion is about protecting children when they're openly saying they don't care if Trump is guilty of doing stuff on Epstein's island... how insanely twisted can you be?
Around 4 years ago one of my gaming friends passed away. He was far too young. Often when I load up steam and it brings up my favourited friends I catch the lit up blue frame around his profile picture and mistake it for him being online. It's the little things that get you man...
July 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Around 4 years ago one of my gaming friends passed away. He was far too young. Often when I load up steam and it brings up my favourited friends I catch the lit up blue frame around his profile picture and mistake it for him being online. It's the little things that get you man...
Still so funny to me that world-renowned music artists mime the words when they film in their music videos. We can always tell bud you're in a grime song talking about smoking the opps miming like a shy little boy.
July 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Still so funny to me that world-renowned music artists mime the words when they film in their music videos. We can always tell bud you're in a grime song talking about smoking the opps miming like a shy little boy.
Insane the mental turnaround the last 24hrs - time to get this version of myself back
July 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Insane the mental turnaround the last 24hrs - time to get this version of myself back
I got the job... after almost a year of chaos 😭 Pub, a bath and a mild cry tonight, then it's time to take the rest of 2025 by the horns and fuck shit up
a man wearing glasses and headphones says " this is my game boys "
ALT: a man wearing glasses and headphones says " this is my game boys "
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July 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I got the job... after almost a year of chaos 😭 Pub, a bath and a mild cry tonight, then it's time to take the rest of 2025 by the horns and fuck shit up
Just heard a guy say "in Italy we have a saying, it's better to shut up and look like an idiot than to speak and confirm it"
June 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just heard a guy say "in Italy we have a saying, it's better to shut up and look like an idiot than to speak and confirm it"
I think we’re at the point where archaeologists should start studying the system HMRC use when you phone up about UK taxes… I think I could read the entire One Piece Manga before I’m through with this shit
June 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I think we’re at the point where archaeologists should start studying the system HMRC use when you phone up about UK taxes… I think I could read the entire One Piece Manga before I’m through with this shit
somehow managing to enjoy dota and improve at it which isn’t something I thought you could have your cake and eat it with
visage continues to be my boy
#dotasky #dota2 #dota #moba
visage continues to be my boy
#dotasky #dota2 #dota #moba
a man in a white suit and purple shirt adjusts his sunglasses
ALT: a man in a white suit and purple shirt adjusts his sunglasses
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June 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
LMAO guys there's this loser from my hometown who I had a very mild staredown with after he made a female friend scared in a club and he proceeded to tell people he knocked me out
anyway someone has revealed to me that she just brutally shot him down after he randomly DM'd her asking for anal 😭🤣
anyway someone has revealed to me that she just brutally shot him down after he randomly DM'd her asking for anal 😭🤣
a man in a suit and tie says you conman with his hands up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you conman with his hands up
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June 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
LMAO guys there's this loser from my hometown who I had a very mild staredown with after he made a female friend scared in a club and he proceeded to tell people he knocked me out
anyway someone has revealed to me that she just brutally shot him down after he randomly DM'd her asking for anal 😭🤣
anyway someone has revealed to me that she just brutally shot him down after he randomly DM'd her asking for anal 😭🤣
I questioned and later realised I wasn’t bisexual - but I want any LGBTQ+ followers to know I wish you a healthy and happy pride month. You’re all courageous and wonderful people and I think more straight duders should recognise you. I’m glad so many of you are finding a community here. ❤️🏳️🌈 #pride
a man in a pink shirt and white pants is standing next to a man in a blue hat on a golf course .
ALT: a man in a pink shirt and white pants is standing next to a man in a blue hat on a golf course .
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June 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I questioned and later realised I wasn’t bisexual - but I want any LGBTQ+ followers to know I wish you a healthy and happy pride month. You’re all courageous and wonderful people and I think more straight duders should recognise you. I’m glad so many of you are finding a community here. ❤️🏳️🌈 #pride
guys i messed up I completely forgot letterboxd existed and now i have a black hole in my heart
(although tbf there's not been much to add since I got addicted to One Piece)
(although tbf there's not been much to add since I got addicted to One Piece)
a man in a hat is holding a piece of paper with the number 7 on it
ALT: a man in a hat is holding a piece of paper with the number 7 on it
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June 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
guys i messed up I completely forgot letterboxd existed and now i have a black hole in my heart
(although tbf there's not been much to add since I got addicted to One Piece)
(although tbf there's not been much to add since I got addicted to One Piece)
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hugh laurie is british for “big truck”
May 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
hugh laurie is british for “big truck”
Am I the only person bothered by the fact that Walmart sells Batman shampoo, but there's no Conditioner Gordon??
May 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Am I the only person bothered by the fact that Walmart sells Batman shampoo, but there's no Conditioner Gordon??
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