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I had a guy in my hallway and n college who would always show Faces of Death and Rotten . com. Seems like this is the men’s wear version of that
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Her reporting has sucked and Tony is a shit head, but you read a book where a person talks about her abusive dad isn’t a great dunk
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
“We love America”*

*Does not apply to cities, blue states, Democratic administrations, minorities (except billionaires), women and Ta Nehisi Coates
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
You should give someone the nickname meat floss and then refuse to explain why for the rest of your life.
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Hey, who owns the Washington Post? They own any other companies?
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Not the most important thing by far but coming out against Pedialyte is a direct adult on all those young hungover voters and will hopefully blow up in their faces
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Didn’t he find those bombs at the 1996 Olympics?
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If the Satanic Panic was a conspiracy then explain this! Wait till I make my tin foil hat though.
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s a right of passage for all teenagers in Honolulu to pick a favorite White Sox player upon turning 13.
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Well I mean seems weirdly much better than Elon and a lot of tech guys views on um relationships, but the bar is in hell and I’m going to now barf and burn my eyes out.
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Fergus Falls and Tonka Bay sound like lesser known 80s cartoons
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Have mercy!
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Did you make a wish on a cursed monkey’s paw to be an expert about the news at some point in your life?
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Matt was alive when Lee Atwater pulled all his shit right?
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Resign and let Pritzker appoint someone who’s not a moron
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“She says she broke off ties with one of her adult daughters in the summer of 2024 after learning that she wouldn’t be invited to her wedding.”

So she broke off nonexistent ties?
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Worked out fine for this guy
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a ring in his hand
Alt: Boromir from Lord of the Rings is holding a ring in his hand
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wow lots of folks listed behind Rob Schneider, that’s gotta hurt
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Something about that picture reminds me of Quints monologue from Jaws: “You know the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white,"

Mace gives off that vibe
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
He’s got that Anton's Key syndrome
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Federal judges should be forced to wear the robe everywhere to show how weird things like this are… and it would be awesome to see Kagan in a mosh pit
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wade Boggs would be proud
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM