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Nacho
@happynachohologram.bsky.social
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33 | UK | they/she

I quite like Arcane. Sometimes I write things https://archiveofourown.org/users/happynachohologram

Sorry not sorry to anyone who finds my page from the occasional photo of my cat, and then gets slapped in the face with a wall of smut.
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Helppppppppp
Character on hands and knees, hitting the floor and surrounded by hearts. Keysmash text overlaying the whole image.
September 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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loaf | baguette
Ginger and white cat sleeping on the floor by a sunny window, feet tucked in. He looks like he's smiling a little bit. The same cat, still asleep but flopped down with his chin on the floor
August 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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archiveofourown.org/works/57011938

#goodomens #aziracrow
Title: I Knead You Author: happynachohologram Summary: “My my, what has you so lost in thought?” An indulgent smile widens across Aziraphale’s face, in counterpart to the flush Crowley can feel lighting his own. Bastard angel, as if he doesn’t already know. Aziraphale rounds the island, settling hands on Crowley’s waist as he nudges his way between Crowley’s legs. “Well…” Crowley starts, casting around for any remaining scraps of his dignity. Satan’s sake, he used to be cool. Aloof. His subconscious snorts uncharitably. “If you will insist on getting all hot and sweaty, and flaunting yourself all over the place…” Aziraphale takes up baking, and Crowley takes up watching him bake. They both get something out of it, right... Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Smut, Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale’s thighs, aziraphale's forearms, Banter, Sassy Aziraphale (Good Omens), Post-Canon, The inherent eroticism of kneading bread, Good Omens After Dark Pride Exchange, The author is taking liberties with baking practices, The Author Regrets Nothing Language: English Collections: Good Omens After Dark Official, Ven's Short and Sweet Words: 1,906 Chapters:1/1
July 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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archiveofourown.org/works/58207102

#goodomens #aziracrow
Title: Darling, I Wouldn’t Sell The World (The Way That Things Are Turning) Author: happynachohologram Summary: In their retirement, Aziraphale and Crowley have plenty of time for enjoying the indulgent things in life. Like the picnic we all know Aziraphale has been dreaming about since 1967... "Aziraphale feels a little thrill as he considers the direction in which matters seem to be heading. The garden is secluded and they have no neighbours to worry about, but this still feels deliciously risqué. Pleasantly hazy with wine, arousal, and the warm summer air, Aziraphale lets his hands play over Crowley’s upper arms, feeling goosebumps prickling under his touch. Tightening his grip to pull Crowley up against his chest, he takes in the sparkling eyes and flushed cheeks, dusted with freckles, before ducking his head to meet Crowley in an indulgent kiss." Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Smut, Fluff, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anything Resembling Plot Is Merely Window Dressing For, Blowjobs, that's it. that's the entire fic, Post-Canon, South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), Established Relationship, Banter, Aziraphale and Crowley Have Their Picnic (Good Omens), Unrepentent Usage of Hozier Lyrics in Title Language: English Collections: Good Omens After Dark Official Words: 3,815 Chapters: 1/1
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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archiveofourown.org/works/64968217

#arcane #vanco #zaundads
Title: Lend Me Your Hand(kerchief), I'll Give You My Heart Author: happynachohologram Summary: Vander groans as he shoves the front of his trousers down just enough to free his cock from where it has been straining against its constraints with increasing urgency for half of the evening. He rubs the red lace of Silco’s handkerchief over his lips, mouthing the soft fabric as if he can taste the residue of Silco's skin, or the slick droplets of cream Vander watched Silco dab neatly from the corner of his mouth at dinner. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Relationship: Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vander (League of Legends) Characters:Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Vander (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Smut, Fluff, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Frottage, A little dash of, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Trans Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Cis Vander (Arcane: League of Legends), Improper use of a handkerchief, Reconciliation, Ekko's Alternate Universe from Episode: s02e07 Pretend Like It's the First Time (Arcane), You thought their first time after they made up was going to be sweet, but no it's messy and a bit weird just like them, Soft Vander (League of Legends), Soft Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), after a fashion Language: English Words:2,839 Chapters:1/1
July 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Augghhhhhhh this is so lovely!
Character clutching their phone to their chest and crying heavily. They are surrounded by heart emojis
July 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Character lying on their back, kicking their legs in the air, with a pillow clutched over their face. Lovehearts are surrounding their face. Caption reads [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
July 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Create this #Picrew of yourself: picrew.me/en/image_mak...

Then take this quiz: uquiz.com/quiz/eTdXoU/...

And post the results to see what you'd be like as fictional character, here's mine.
Picrew of myself - pale skin, blue eyes, freckles, big nose, smiling. Brown hair, shaved at the sides and a little longer on top. Wearing a dark grey shirt over a white tshirt and making a peace sign. Quiz result - Great Character Arc You're that one character that's just so well written. Interesting but not overpowering flaws, a great backstory, your character growth is real and measurable without feeling unrealistic. Your friendships are the hallmark of the fandom, your romance feels earned. Critics love you.
July 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Cartoon character clutching their phone to their chest, crying heavily. They are surrounded by all different heart emojis
July 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Character with giant eyes and fangs, clawing the floor and covered in blood. Text reads "NORMAL" with an arrow pointing to them
July 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Character with giant black eyes on all fours, chewing the floor, looking utterly feral. Red text behind indicates incoherent growling.
July 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Three panel comic. In the first two panels the character looks around guiltily, and in the last panel licks their screen.
July 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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The boy's first trip out of new home jail 💕
Ginger and white, wearing a red harness, cat lying in a sunny garden. His head is perked up and he's staring intently at something out of shot.
July 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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White text reads "The owner of this account Is currently" red glitch text reads to the effect of "woof woof woof arf woof arf fuckkkkk" white text reads "They'll be back in a little"
July 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Feral character running around a room, climbing the walls
July 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Character lying on their back, kicking their feet, with a pillow clutched over their face. The pillow is roughly shaded blushing pink and there are hearts above the character's head. Their phone lies nearby. Text reads [muffled screaming]
June 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Something something I like my personal space and so does he...
Selfie, I am leaning against the headboard of the bed holding a mug with oidingus's Viktor on. Fluffy ginger and white cat is sitting on my chest. You can't see my face at all because his big stupid head (aff) is in front of it. He's trying to lick my nose.
June 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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My beautiful son, Alexander J Mewall 😻
Fluffy ginger and white cat lying in bed. He is mid yawn and looks like he's doing a bug scream. His back paws are stretched towards the camera, toe beans all on show. On the couch with the cat. He is ginger and white, asleep, lying draped over my waist like a giant, fluffy hot water bottle.
June 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Oh fuck, oh my god this is so hot hnnnnhhhh
Character crouching down looking feral, text with an arrow pointing to them reads "normal"
June 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Character shaking all over, sweating, blushing, making grabby hands. Text reads "none of these thoughts are in the bible"
June 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I was not prepared for the last panel oh my god I am *-respectfully-* BARKING
Character on all fours with huge black and red eyes, looking completely feral, chewing the floor. Red text behind them indicating incoherent growling noises.
June 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Character on all fours with huge black and red eyes, looking completely feral, chewing the floor. Red text in the background indicating incoherent growling noises
June 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Precious mimirrrrr
Character clutching phone to their chest, crying heavily, surrounded by all kinds of heart emojis
June 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Three panel comic, character looks around shiftily and then licks their screen
June 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Character lying on their back kicking their legs, with a pillow clutched over their face and hearts above their head. Text reads [muffled screaming]
June 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM