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HappyMouffetard
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Chester, UK. Gardening, cats
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Keyboard player #totp
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Photo memory from 8 years ago. Biff and Chip books are full of filth
Page from a children's book, with hens in a farm yard. The text says: she fed the hens and the cock. They began to flap and cluck. 'Look how they peck,' said Jill, 'but i wish the cock wouldn't push so much'.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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We're snail posting, post your snails.
The head of a snail, with its 2 long stalks and 2 short stalks in the centre of frame. To the right, mostly out of frame,his the brown shell. The snail is on a grey stone surface.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Various pumpkins. We grew 4 of them. Child carved most.
Three lit up pumpkins - a vomiting one, one with scrunched up eyes and an open mouth, and one with a dog face. Vomiting pumpkin lit up. Jack Skellington pumpkin lit up. Child's Harry Potter and Voldemort pumpkins.
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Lulworth Cove again this afternoon - Stair Hole
View of a sea arch, against a blue sea and sky.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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What a fantastic sausage you are! Took this photo for you yesterday when we visited Weymouth.
The top part of a shop front with a sign saying 'the fantastic sausage factory. There is a sausage person between the words fantastic and sausage. There is also a sausagey coat of arms above the sign.
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Weymouth
A red and white boat in a harbour area. In the background are colourful houses. The sky is blue. A beach with placid sea. In the distance are white cliffs. The sky is blue.
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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We are at the place of potential tank-based monkey carnage. Or monkey-based tank carnage.
A road sign. As well as various Dorset place names, there is an image of a tank pointing its gun at a monkey's bottom.
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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We went to the seaside briefly this afternoon.
A headland, with sea in the foreground and a grayish sky.
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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#SundayPixWombat

These are the only 2 book covers I have photos of as we're away at the moment, and sadly I don't have any photos of real wombats (human or marsupial).

Happy birthday Wombie xxx
A book by Michael Wombat. The cover is an image of a woman with long, dark hair, her face and part of the cover is smeared with red. The title of the book is Mythily A cover of a book by Michael Wombat. There is an image of a woman's face, as if sketched in pencil. The woman smiles and wears a crown of leaves. The book title is Madam Monvoisin's Emporium of Extraordinary Adventures.
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Day off so @ianhopkinson.bsky.social and I went for a walk along the canal. We saw the flash of blue of a kingfisher and the ridiculous and brilliant Beluga.
A fat plane with an even fatter head and a smile painted on it flies over some poplar trees in a blue grey sky.
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Mixing our celebration preparations up a bit today - pumpkins and spooky maize maze this morning, baking the Christmas cake this afternoon.
A field with orange pumpkins and a giant spider made out of a black wrapped silage bale. The sky is misty and murky. Fruit cake mix in a square cake tin. A large orange bowl in the background.
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Child and I have just been weighing out the fruit for our annual Mary Berry Christmas cake. It's a bit stained from years of use/spillage. We always double the amount of brandy she uses to soak the fruit - she's a bit stingy 😁
A stained cookery book page.
October 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Just watching Malcolm McDowell in Scooby Doo.
A cartoon Malcolm McDowell with white hair and beard, his head emerging from a red monster costume. A cartoon Malcolm McDowell with white hair and beard, his head emerging from a red monster costume. Opposite him is the character Velma.
October 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Wonder if Neil Dudgeon shouts this at intimate moments.
A book cover for a children's book called 'The Dudgeon is coming'. There are bushes, with eyes peering out.
October 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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For about the past week we've seen hedgehogs in the garden at around this time, so we've been putting cat food out. The cats are kept in overnight so they don't know we're sharing their food with the hedge pigs.
Two hedgehogs, one large, one smaller, share a cat bowl full of cat food.
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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#SundayPixLeaves Hosta before the snails get to them
Large leathery looking heart shaped leaves with subtle blue and light green markings.
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Extreme soup-making. Both in quantity and solidity
A large saucepan full almost to the brim with a mix of chopped veg, lentils and stock. The very large wooden spoon stands upright in the pan.
October 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Cthulu or entry into heaviest beetroot?
A large, rooty, misshapen beetroot has been given googly eyes.
September 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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The first rule of Junior Pig Club is...
A marquee liberally covered with the logo 'Junior Pig Club' and a picture of a Pig face.
September 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Let's take a moment to marvel at all the trains being currently on time.
Departure board at Chester train station with all trains currently showing as on time.
September 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Staff thing this afternoon. Bets on how quickly the military precision of the agenda fails.
An agenda with many topics, often broken down into 5 minute sections.
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Morning sky
A blue sky, with small, high, white clouds like scales across the sky.
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Oh bum. Hope you have an easier day today. Have a butterfly.
A red admiral butterfly sits on a pink cosmos flower.
September 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Just walked past a small child gathering conkers. Was tempted to open my hand and show him the shiny conker I've been carrying home
A shiny brown conker on fingers.
September 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM