mimble
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would it surprise people if you put on a puppet show? homemade puppets?
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
would it surprise people if you put on a puppet show? homemade puppets?
They eat garlic bread on Pandora?
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They eat garlic bread on Pandora?
Churro might be a legendary flavor
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Churro might be a legendary flavor
Find me the saltiest pretzels
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Find me the saltiest pretzels
If you’re not giving me a free appetizer, please don’t text me a reminder that your restaurant exists
September 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you’re not giving me a free appetizer, please don’t text me a reminder that your restaurant exists
How did Kevin Hart get my Snapchat?
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How did Kevin Hart get my Snapchat?
My belly is a songbird
August 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My belly is a songbird
How do you draw pimento cheese?
August 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
How do you draw pimento cheese?
We’ve hit the point where I am sleepy
July 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We’ve hit the point where I am sleepy
Each cracker is barely over one gram. That’s not my problem.
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Each cracker is barely over one gram. That’s not my problem.
Legally I’m not obligated to tell you how many Cheez-It’s I ate. It’s illegal for you to ask me, if you do, and you should not, I’ll say something like about 30g (27 crackers)
July 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Legally I’m not obligated to tell you how many Cheez-It’s I ate. It’s illegal for you to ask me, if you do, and you should not, I’ll say something like about 30g (27 crackers)
Mmm that is a little buttery
July 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Mmm that is a little buttery
If you kinda cross your eyes you can see a triple rainbow
July 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you kinda cross your eyes you can see a triple rainbow
When was the last time a stranger heard you toot?
July 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When was the last time a stranger heard you toot?
It’s not real Yoplait unless it’s from the Yoplait region of France
June 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s not real Yoplait unless it’s from the Yoplait region of France