me when my spotify wrapped is niche and underground artists (taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, olivia rodrigo, etc.)

the conflict between doing my final papers or screaming about how much i like my sootcase

apartment mates were listening to the new kendrick album and hearing MUSTAAARDDDD from the next room over with no context was quite a confusing moment for me

look i LOVE domingo i was singing it for weeks, but referencing the joke makes it officially unfunny

surprising. you know what’s not surprising? you could save 15% or more on car insurance just by switching to geico!

i loved twitter for the silly, parasocial interactions, obvi it's different now but i hope some platform reaches that point eventually

entering my influencer era. i’m funny. is that persuasive?