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"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."
I have a hard time believing this was a mistake. More like the SC told them how to make it look like a mistake so they both have plausible deniability while temporarily terrorizing blue states.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So conditioned to get the words out, she's not even listening to them.

Like reciting the script for happy Gilmore during an audition for the conjuring.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
They've just come back from a two month break, and they're letting the Trump Regime run everything. What exactly are they fed up with?

Mom: Hey kid, I just did all your homework and told your teacher you're going on a snowboarding trip for the next 8 days.

Kid: Ghad mom!!! Get off my back!!!
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November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Agreed. That's hopefully, how we prevent this from happening for another hundred years or so.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Good for them. I'm out.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hahahaha. I know. Just joking that it's taking some of us longer than others to get there.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The only way this flys, is if this is brought back up when big tech needs a bail out after the AI bubble burst.

"oh, sorry Meta, Microsoft, Google, Salesforce. You wasted trillions on AI and it didn't work out? We condemened socialism last year. No bail out for you."
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November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Exactly, can I just prop one up on the side of my house and save even more?
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November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
$300 to track immigrant's for ICE? What, are they too out of shape to even type and fill out a couple of search fields too?
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November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Thank you. Everyone's fawning over mtg when there's literally an entire political party that has been saying what she's saying, and did it without all of her MAGA baggage, but crickets from the media.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yep, keep taking business advice from a guy who had to file Chapter 11 6 times.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And the store owner saw it and just raised the price for the gift you wanted, to $7.50.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So, now I need to find time between work and my family to get a master's in medicine and paten law so I can be prepared to talk about pre existing conditions, generic prescriptions, approved medical equipment and procedures?
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November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Prove it. Where are the thank you's from their constituents? How did they navigate the firings? How did they navigate the flight delays/cancellations? How did they navigate the loss of SNAP for a week? How did they navigate the ICE abuductions? You don't get credit for putting out a fire you started
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November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You know what else "they" were....White. Hmmm, maybe there's a larger unifier we seem to keep missing with these shooters.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
She's old and calculating. She lit the match and plans to golden parachute into a lobby role. No need to primary her, she quit on her own. Just need to find a progressive to fill the seat next.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM