The Happy Friar
happyfriar.bsky.social
The Happy Friar
@happyfriar.bsky.social
Father, liberal, ally, Christian who knows that there's nothing Christian about MAGA
There are, as far as I've heard, two impeachment motions drafted: one for Hegseth and one for RFK. Allegedly, Jeffries doesn't support them because the GOP won't vote to impeach.

I don't care what the feckless leadership says. Tell your reps that you expect them to support them.
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I got asked a while ago who should be allowed to buy WB if I don't want Paramount or Netflix to buy them. Um, how about NO ONE? We've let these bloated companies get big enough. If they want out of the business, they can liquidate the companies and spin divisions off.
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Have a good night 🌙
✌️ I’m out ✊
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Bombing boats, when you don't know who or what is on board without stopping to check, and then order the survivors, holding on to the wreckage, killed is murder. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. #wtpBLUE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #VoteBlue2026
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Let's not give Marjorie Taylor Greene any credit for seeing the light. If you think that it's a coincidence that she's grabbed onto a reason to resign as soon as her pension is fully vested, you're delusional. This was always a money and attention grab, nothing more.
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ok, this is not how I expected Bill Clinton to re-enter the political dialogue, but I'm here for it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Amplifying, because why the hell does pedophile-friend Megyn Kelly still have a career?
Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

1/2
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I've tried to be cute and coy about it, but now that he's shutting down the House AGAIN, I'm going to be blunt. Mike Johnson is either in the Epstein files or else Trump has evidence of his own sex crimes, which I can only assume include pedophilia or similar if he's willing to cover for it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Will people calm the hell down?

It's easy to say "oh, play hardball" when you aren't the ones getting hosed by the shutdown. The GOP ostensibly gave what they wanted. If the Dems kept pushing for more, they'd prove the whole "Democrat shutdown" thing right.
#shutdown
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Today, as Christians in America go to church, we reflect on the Christian principles that tell us it's better to starve families and deny them health care than prosecute pedophiles for their abuse.

Oh, wait, there are no such principles. So why the ABSOLUTE FUCK do we say Mike Johnson is Christian.
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh look, Bannon is admitting that they've committed crimes.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why would Mike Johnson, alleged Christian (evidence required) be working so hard and hurting so many people to keep the Epstein files from being released? I'm not saying that he's in them too, but it would sure explain a lot, wouldn't it?
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Today, like most of the previous days, I'm forced to ask why Mike Johnson, alleged Grinder enthusiast and father who makes his son monitor what porn he watches and took his daughter to a weird ball to take control of her sexuality, is protecting pedophiles.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Noted Grinder user Mike Johnson, taking a page from Gym Jordan's playbook, is still desperate to shield pedophiles from consequences. Tell me, what could possibly make him relate so well to them that he would be this blatant in covering their crimes?
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is your regularly scheduled reminder that Mike Johnson, who makes his son responsible for not letting him watch any porn on his home phone, thinks that pedophiles going free is more important than a working government.
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What I don't get is why everyone isn't yelling to get #SNAP too, not to take it away from the people on it. Imagine if everyone got a per-person reasonable amount of money for food each month. It would stimulate local economies, because when people have money freed up, they spend it...
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is your regular reminder that Mike Johnson, Grinder enthusiast and Christian cosplayer, is yanking SNAP and health insurance from millions so that pedophiles can sleep soundly. Possibly with an underage boy or girl.
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Daily reminder that Mike Johnson is keeping the government closed by keeping the House out of session to prevent the Epstein files' release. It's apparently more important for rich assholes like Trump to rape children than for millions of Americans to have health care or food.
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Came across this and just had to wonder if anyone's heard anything lately about the dude that shot Charlie Kirk.

I won't hold my breath.
I'm just here watching all the performative outrage at the left by the Nazis that they're trying to get in before the shooter is in custody and they have to shut up because they found out he's a Republican.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is your regular reminder that Mike Johnson has decided that you can't have health care or SNAP benefits because he wants to protect the freedom of pedophiles for... Why, exactly? What sort of person protects pedophiles? I know that other pedophiles would, but it must be something else, right?
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Daily reminder that Mike Johnson is protecting pedophiles by refusing to let the Epstein files be released. Why would an alleged Christian do that? Maybe because a veneer of faith has always been the defense of the corrupt and morally bankrupt.
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"Federal agents fired a pepper round that struck the pastor of the College Heights United Church of Christ. The impact caked his face in orange powder...

“I’m in a lot of pain,” the pastor texted from the emergency room, “He clearly was aiming for the face.”

www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In 2015, Mike Johnson decided to sexualize his teenage daughter by taking her to a creepy marriage-like 'purity' ceremony. In 2025, Mike Johnson is contorting himself into a pretzel to keep a hotbed of blackmail material on high profile pedophiles from being released. Coincidence?
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Daily reminder that Mike Johnson, Grinder aficionado and father who makes his son monitor his porn use, has some reason to cover up for pedophiles on the Epstein list. Just proving that all kinds of creeps will cover for other kinds of creeps.
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Daily reminder that Mike Johnson is protecting the Epstein files to a degree that only really makes sense for a person in them.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM