This country desperately needs more George Baileys and fewer scurvy little spiders

Post Malone is Jelly Roll on Ozempic. A Jelly Roll Zero, if you will...

Gelatinous gauze

Show of hands, who voted to "OWN GAZA?" Be honest

So happy the batsh1t is happening so fast. Was dreading weeks-to-months of coasting on 46's accomplishments and hearing, "See? He's the chosen one!" But, nope! The crazy train is full steam ahead. I find it all pretty funny, but then I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral. Know what I mean?

Maybe they're not wrong, because it's not really a Razi salute anymore...now it's a MAGA wave

There is no "great" America without the right and patriotic duty to clean the clock of every smug douche throwing a stiff-arm salute. Period.

Instead of halfmast, who do we talk to about flying the WH flag upside down, like from the moment he takes the oath?