HappyCatFarts
@happycatfarts.bsky.social
Abstracter. Archaeologist. Believes In Unicorns. Cat Mom. Fuck Trump. Fun Hair Color Always. Francophile. Indoor Cat Living In A CaTsle. MSTie. Music! Pizza! Scotch! Stays Weird. Survivor. Vegetarian. Wears Fabulous Shoes. When In Doubt, Adds More Glitter.
Happy Tofudebeest Day to all who celebrate!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Tofudebeest Day to all who celebrate!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I always tell my kits to make good choices.
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
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#CatsOfBluesky
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
🫣
🤣
💜🐈
#CatsOfBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I always tell my kits to make good choices.
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
🫣
🤣
💜🐈
#CatsOfBluesky
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
🫣
🤣
💜🐈
#CatsOfBluesky
The Inkie Kittens Four are getting so so bigs!
From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
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From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
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November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Inkie Kittens Four are getting so so bigs!
From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
Judgey Bunny asks judgingly:
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
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#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
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#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Judgey Bunny asks judgingly:
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
Bunny truly is the Cat Personist Cat Person Cat I’ve ever met. He doesn’t know a stranger and is literally here to pet, nay head bump, all the cats.
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#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
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#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Bunny truly is the Cat Personist Cat Person Cat I’ve ever met. He doesn’t know a stranger and is literally here to pet, nay head bump, all the cats.
💜🐈💜
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
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#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When one of the Inkie Kittens Four (Mr. Poe) waltzes right on inside, finds the nearest toy & gives me insta-cavities with his sweet sweetness.
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
💜🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
💜🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When one of the Inkie Kittens Four (Mr. Poe) waltzes right on inside, finds the nearest toy & gives me insta-cavities with his sweet sweetness.
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
💜🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
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#CatsOfBluesky
When it only takes two weeks for Sebs to prove to the cat sitter that he actually exists… from a safe distance, of course 🤣😶🌫️🫣🤫🤣
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When it only takes two weeks for Sebs to prove to the cat sitter that he actually exists… from a safe distance, of course 🤣😶🌫️🫣🤫🤣
When you are in France and find the bestest perfectest street name evers.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When you are in France and find the bestest perfectest street name evers.
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Soaking up some magics in my favorite magical place in the world.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Soaking up some magics in my favorite magical place in the world.
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This one is expert-level ridiculous.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This one is expert-level ridiculous.
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MaMa Xerxes taking her inkie kittens four on a Halloween stroll around the CaTsle.
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🎃🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🎃
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
MaMa Xerxes taking her inkie kittens four on a Halloween stroll around the CaTsle.
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🎃🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🎃
Me. Right. Now.
🎃🎶It’s the most wonderful time of year!🎶🎃
🎃🎶It’s the most wonderful time of year!🎶🎃
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me. Right. Now.
🎃🎶It’s the most wonderful time of year!🎶🎃
🎃🎶It’s the most wonderful time of year!🎶🎃
The potted inkies are coming up very nicely!
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(This is MaMa Xerxes and her four sons Usher, Edgar, Poe and Raven)
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(This is MaMa Xerxes and her four sons Usher, Edgar, Poe and Raven)
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October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The potted inkies are coming up very nicely!
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(This is MaMa Xerxes and her four sons Usher, Edgar, Poe and Raven)
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(This is MaMa Xerxes and her four sons Usher, Edgar, Poe and Raven)
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Happy 17th Gotchaversary to my amazing soulcat Monty Python, KeeKat Extraordinaire.
I feel your loss Every. Single. Day.
Though Lost To Sight, To Memory Dear.
Love you TeeTee.
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I feel your loss Every. Single. Day.
Though Lost To Sight, To Memory Dear.
Love you TeeTee.
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October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Happy 17th Gotchaversary to my amazing soulcat Monty Python, KeeKat Extraordinaire.
I feel your loss Every. Single. Day.
Though Lost To Sight, To Memory Dear.
Love you TeeTee.
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I feel your loss Every. Single. Day.
Though Lost To Sight, To Memory Dear.
Love you TeeTee.
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When MaMa Xerxes distracts biggest floof kitten, that’s when you go in for a scrubby tummy scritch!
This is the biggest floof of the litter - Usher
His bigger middle floof brother is Edgar
His smaller middle floof brother is Poe
His tiny silky brother is Raven
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This is the biggest floof of the litter - Usher
His bigger middle floof brother is Edgar
His smaller middle floof brother is Poe
His tiny silky brother is Raven
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October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When MaMa Xerxes distracts biggest floof kitten, that’s when you go in for a scrubby tummy scritch!
This is the biggest floof of the litter - Usher
His bigger middle floof brother is Edgar
His smaller middle floof brother is Poe
His tiny silky brother is Raven
🖤🖤🖤🖤
This is the biggest floof of the litter - Usher
His bigger middle floof brother is Edgar
His smaller middle floof brother is Poe
His tiny silky brother is Raven
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Commercial: Christmas!!!
Me: NOOOOOO!!! Let Falloween be Falloween!!!
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Me: NOOOOOO!!! Let Falloween be Falloween!!!
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October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Commercial: Christmas!!!
Me: NOOOOOO!!! Let Falloween be Falloween!!!
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Me: NOOOOOO!!! Let Falloween be Falloween!!!
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This? Either they are posing for their next epic music album cover or it’s just silly Caturday cattery goings-on in the CaTsle 🤣😹🤣😹
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
October 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This? Either they are posing for their next epic music album cover or it’s just silly Caturday cattery goings-on in the CaTsle 🤣😹🤣😹
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
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This is Lenore.
Lenore has no shame.
Be more like Lenore.
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This is Lenore.
Lenore has no shame.
Be more like Lenore.
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October 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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This is Lenore.
Lenore has no shame.
Be more like Lenore.
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This is Lenore.
Lenore has no shame.
Be more like Lenore.
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When Lenore is like what is this new addition nonsense?
Is this that spooky season MaMa keeps squealing on about?
(Not to worry - it’s an LED bulb not a candle)
#SpookySeason
#CatsOfBluesky
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Is this that spooky season MaMa keeps squealing on about?
(Not to worry - it’s an LED bulb not a candle)
#SpookySeason
#CatsOfBluesky
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October 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
When Lenore is like what is this new addition nonsense?
Is this that spooky season MaMa keeps squealing on about?
(Not to worry - it’s an LED bulb not a candle)
#SpookySeason
#CatsOfBluesky
🧡🐈⬛🎃🧡
Is this that spooky season MaMa keeps squealing on about?
(Not to worry - it’s an LED bulb not a candle)
#SpookySeason
#CatsOfBluesky
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Spooky Season is NOW!!!
🎃💜🎃🖤🎃
🎃💜🎃🖤🎃
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Spooky Season is NOW!!!
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Oh wow! Amongst the Costco wine finds - a 2024 vintage Chat-Meow de Lenore! Such a rare find indeed!
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#CatsOfBluesky
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#CatsOfBluesky
September 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh wow! Amongst the Costco wine finds - a 2024 vintage Chat-Meow de Lenore! Such a rare find indeed!
😹😻🍷🐈⬛
#CatsOfBluesky
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#CatsOfBluesky
Me: Lenore! Don’t turn around! There’s a very tired melting yet strangely happy wee ghostie behind you!
Lenore: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Lenore: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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September 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Me: Lenore! Don’t turn around! There’s a very tired melting yet strangely happy wee ghostie behind you!
Lenore: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Lenore: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Always be on the lookout for a drive by kittening!!! 😹
(Man. The addition of inkie MaMa Xerxes and her miracle inkie kittens four ((names coming soon!)) to the CaTsle has been just the most amazing thing indeed)
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(Man. The addition of inkie MaMa Xerxes and her miracle inkie kittens four ((names coming soon!)) to the CaTsle has been just the most amazing thing indeed)
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
September 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Always be on the lookout for a drive by kittening!!! 😹
(Man. The addition of inkie MaMa Xerxes and her miracle inkie kittens four ((names coming soon!)) to the CaTsle has been just the most amazing thing indeed)
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
(Man. The addition of inkie MaMa Xerxes and her miracle inkie kittens four ((names coming soon!)) to the CaTsle has been just the most amazing thing indeed)
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤