Austin Parker
@hansolodolo.bsky.social
Went to take a picture of my dinner at a trendy spot and my flash went off. I’m officially an old man.
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Went to take a picture of my dinner at a trendy spot and my flash went off. I’m officially an old man.
Nah this snack wrap was the worst most inedible piece of chicken I’ve ever had in my entire life.
July 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nah this snack wrap was the worst most inedible piece of chicken I’ve ever had in my entire life.
James Gunn made Mr. Terrific cool.
That’s incredible.
That’s incredible.
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
James Gunn made Mr. Terrific cool.
That’s incredible.
That’s incredible.
Merry clipsemas 😊😊😊
July 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Merry clipsemas 😊😊😊
Tell me who invented banana bread so I know whose hand to shake.
July 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Tell me who invented banana bread so I know whose hand to shake.
Man Larry Nance Jr is simply the best
July 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Larry Nance Jr is simply the best
I’m already on ShipGoo002 yall are so behind
July 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m already on ShipGoo002 yall are so behind
I’m not gonna say what type or kind of rye bread I used for my sandwich earlier.
It was a Jewish rye bread.
It was a Jewish rye bread.
July 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m not gonna say what type or kind of rye bread I used for my sandwich earlier.
It was a Jewish rye bread.
It was a Jewish rye bread.
Paying money to see Jurassic Park movies in theaters no matter how ass they are.
July 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Paying money to see Jurassic Park movies in theaters no matter how ass they are.
Mid-point of the half century? Are you trying to ruin my life?
July 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Mid-point of the half century? Are you trying to ruin my life?
$15 for a Funko pop LMAOO
July 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
$15 for a Funko pop LMAOO
In bed nostalgic for the $1 McChicken.
July 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In bed nostalgic for the $1 McChicken.
My craziest comeback Mario kart knockout win yet
June 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My craziest comeback Mario kart knockout win yet
Pretty sure Lazer Dim 700 was the name of my first printer
June 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Pretty sure Lazer Dim 700 was the name of my first printer
YOU. Don’t. Play. Through. Calf strains!!!
Fuck.
Fuck.
June 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
YOU. Don’t. Play. Through. Calf strains!!!
Fuck.
Fuck.
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Idk man it just isn’t clocking to me
June 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Idk man it just isn’t clocking to me
Bobrovsky a HOFer huh
June 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Bobrovsky a HOFer huh
Canned tuna is so OP they had to nerf it with mercury
June 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Canned tuna is so OP they had to nerf it with mercury
they really let SGA push off every time huh
June 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
they really let SGA push off every time huh
Buying a Switch 2 for Mario Kart World only to routinely finish in 24th place in knockout tour
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June 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Buying a Switch 2 for Mario Kart World only to routinely finish in 24th place in knockout tour
Pacers have OKC right where they want them
June 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pacers have OKC right where they want them