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@hansmoletran.bsky.social
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Queer as in fuck you. Ugly bag of mostly water. Can pick up a boulder with relative ease. I'm not a furry, meow.
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Sickening
Calico cat curled up asleep
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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we were talking about this last year
Discord chat between headfallsoff and Fi. headfallsoff: exactly you get it. i must read every book ever in order because i will never die Fi: refusing to read a novel ever again until I learn 11th century Japanese so I can read The Tale of Genji in the original language headfallsoff: lmao Fi: I was cheering when they recovered the tablet fragment of the Epic of Gilgamesh because it brought me one step closer to being able to start engaging with fiction in general
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I impressed milf teacher by telling her I like older things 👀
Pokemon screenshot of the player character talking to the MILF teacher with a textbox saying "You became slightly closer with Ms Raifort!"
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Yes ha ha ha yes!!
Pokemon character with horrible colour clashing fit, most notably orange pinstripe shorts over neon yellow tights with hot pink sneakers
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The From for Whom the Bell Tolls), considered the predecessor to Link's Awakening and never officially released outside of Japan
the frog for whom the bell tolls' box art
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Meow!
Me with cat ears and drawn on whiskers
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Cat leaning into microphone and saying "would"
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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me:
The meme of the person phoning Mao
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Always Sunny titlecard that says "The Gang Recycles Their Trash"
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Just did the Team Rainbow Rocket story lads
Simpsons scene of Burns telling Smithers he's giving him a five percent pay cut for attempting to kill him, but Burns is replaced with Lusamine and Smithers is Faba
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Miss Tuna concurs with Donnie's analysis of the situation
Calico cat curled up sleeping with her head resting on her front legs
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Mfw the spirit of Jack the Ripper has taken over the ship's systems and is threatening to kill us all but I've just been given a large dose of ket and I'm having the time of my life
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Just rewatched Star Trek TOS episode The Doomsday Machine. Banger episode. Stanley Kubrick ripped it off.
William Windom reaction shots as his character Matt Decker pilots his craft into the maw of the doomsday machine Keir Dullea as Dave Bowman witnessing infinity in the 2001 stargate sequence The Doomsday Machine was first broadcast on October 20, 1967. 2001: A Space Odyssey Release dates: 2 April 1968 (Uptown Theater), 3 April 1968 (United States), 1 May 1968 (United Kingdom)
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The dronification quest also featured this part:
Pokemon NPC says "Those long, lovely legs hit me like a chop to the back of the head..." "Feeling the pain of being stomped into the ground by a pair of high heels..." "While her easy smile never slipped..."
October 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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mfw I created a scenario where my security chief is about to kill a bunch of the locals
Picard behind the steering wheel of the star trek nemesis dune buggy with a stupid grin on his face.
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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tw: self-harm
Photo of my steam deck with a 101% DK64 save file on the screen
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Bart Simpson's class cheering after he says the line
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Since everybody is talkin baseball, here's a dumb DS9 comic I made in 2013 using Ryan North's dialogue from a 2011 Dinosaur Comic.
The scene from DS9 pilot where Sisko explains baseball to the wormhole aliens, formatted as a comic page. The title is Linear Existence as She is Played. Sisko: You and your friends stand in a field, alone, too far away to really talk to each other. You wait there while someone else's friends line up and take turns hitting balls at you. And it's not like they're soft. They're really hard. You can catch them if you want. If you catch the ball, then they don't get a point, nothing changes, and we've all been wasting our time. If you DON'T catch the ball, then they get to run in a big circle and get some points based on how much of a circle they ran in. A full circle is worth a whopping one point! Oh. Also, no fractional points are awarded. Have fun, you guys! Wormhole alien: This doesn't sound like a very interesting game. Sisko: Hah! Oh, wormhole alien. Baseball isn't played because it's INTERESTING. Baseball is played because without darkness we would not appreciate the light: without sorrow, we would not appreciate joy. Baseball makes us savour life and reminds us to treasure every second we have in this beautiful galaxy, because such moments may never come again. Baseball is played, my dear friend, because without it we would not appreciate the times when we don't have to play baseball.
October 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Niamhee says hi!!
Eevee cuddly toy
October 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Adam West in The Simpsons asking "how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?"
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Guybrush Threepwood looking at Murray the talking skull resting on a piece of flotsam in The Curse of Monkey Island
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Nathan Fielder about to serve a dish of nothing
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Big yelling cowboy in the sky from the Big Enough music video
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Miss Tuna says =3
Calico cat sitting curled up on a couch with one of her front paws outstretched
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM