Jurgent
hansjurgent.bsky.social
Jurgent
@hansjurgent.bsky.social
I’m an ass clown!
Should I take my life if Go Blow gets the Natty and goes undefeated like the ‘76 Hoosiers? What if they beat us four times including the Big Ten Tournament and the National Championship Game? I’m deeply disturbed. Neither religion not pharmaceuticals can help me.
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Would you renounce your God for a free box of dozen donuts?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Is Purdue overrated?
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I invite anybody complaining about officiating to become an official, Jason. There is a shortage and there is nothing stopping you from correcting your perceived wrongs!
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Is former Bachelor star Bob Guiney the worst MSU athlete of all time?
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If my shit is move than 18” long,
should I not flush it down so others can marvel?
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Bonus
If the Chargers and Rams played in a he Super Bowl would anyone go?
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
1. The only thing more disappointing than MSU Basketball’s performance on Saturday is Graham’s sexual prowess
2. LA Rams fans have been taunting me with “Flyover State” jokes since Sunday evening.
3. Who are people going to hate now that Chiefs Kingdom has fallen? Lawyers? Teachers? Solari?
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Those are @grahamcouch.bsky.social like numbers
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How do you get through a company Christmas party?
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Jason, who has soiled the game of college football more? Go Blow or Graham Couch’s columns?

Do you like it when people pose questions after the deadline?

Does MSU Basketball have more coaches than players?

Now that there is Bullough back in E.L. can I die happy? Ask Max about the suspension!
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
3. Notre Dame you arrogant fucks! You think you’re too special to join a conference? Well, you’re especially left out of the playoffs!

Bonus
Another loss due to a zone defense. Maybe we should develop one? It’s not like we used a zone defense in the most famous game in NCAA HISTORY or anything.
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
1. Encouraging loss? I was hoping for undefeated season and sub planting the ‘76 Hoosiers as the last undefeated team.
2 I’m devastated! An undefeated season will not happen in my lifetime. I have nothing to live for except shitting on Graham.
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I can’t cope Graham Couch!
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I say our lives will never be the same and we will all turn to
drink or narcotics.
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Do you wish the guillotine cut at the waistline instead of the neck? #Spectacle
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Is Pat Fitzgerald the most media friendly coach in America? He asked Stephen Brooks for his name when he asked a question at his presser for Pete sakes!
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Due to his injury as a sophomore, is there any indication on whether Jaxson Kohler will apply for a 5th year of eligibility?
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Costco is suing Trump. Are you buying their stock in support? I am.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I gave 10 bucks to MSU. Can I give an emotional speech on your platform?
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Will you ever ask Fitzgerald about the hazing incident(s)? What if Batt told him he beats Go Blow, he can haze as much as he wants?
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM