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Lars Hansen
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Father, nerd, metal head, Liverpool fan. Cat Dad. He/Him.
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October 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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You can't tell someone you love them and then vote for someone who will hurt them.
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Sunday morning coffee ☕
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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America is a gun.
England is a cup of tea. France, a wheel of ripened brie. Greece, a short, squat olive tree. America is a gun. Brazil is football on the sand. Argentina, Maradona's hand. Germany, an oompah band. American is a gun. Holland is a wooden shoe. Hungary, a goulash stew. Australia, a kangaroo. America is a gun. Japan is a thermal spring. Scotland is a highland fling. oh, better to be anything than America as a gun.
August 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Oh no, someone broke Twitter ...
August 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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In case no one told you today ... You're beautiful. You're loved. You're needed. You're alive for a reason. You're stronger than you think. You're gonna get through this. I'm glad you're alive. And don't ever give up.
August 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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#ObamaDay
June 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Just gonna put this here...
Breaking: The National Weather Service has issued a Flood Watch for D.C. and has increased storm chances to 70% for Saturday.
June 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Someone has been baking again.

Ok, it was me.
June 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Welcome to Iowa; "Well, we're all going to die - Joni Ernst"
June 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Good morning
May 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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You cannot follow both Christ and the cruelty of Kings. A leader who mocks the weak, exalts himself, and preys on the innocent is not sent by God. He is sent to test you. And many are failing. - Pope Leo XIV
May 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Wednesday morning coffee ☕
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Tuesday morning coffee ☕
May 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Sunday morning coffee ☕
May 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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It's Friday! Friday morning coffee ☕
May 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Thursday morning coffee ☕
May 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Wednesday morning coffee ☕
May 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM