𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓼𝓸 𝓱𝓸𝓽 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀.
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𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓼𝓸 𝓱𝓸𝓽 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀.
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so so hot rn...
ugly people dni. which is everyone besides me.

And Derek Zoolander of course.
October 25, 2024 at 6:30 AM
*once Hansel was Freeballing he knew it was time... to release the fire! he whipped his head left and then back to Suguru except he was performing... THE MAGNUM!!!! His Sheer hotness was overpowering suguru's domain, Brah!*
October 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
*performs the underwear move and mogs you.*
October 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
you sound tired, orgy at my place?
October 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
uh.. excuse me but who even are you, Brah.
October 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Uh Earth to mask guy my brain isn't a department, and if it was I couldn't be lacking it or I would be quite dead, amigo!
October 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I don't see what's so funny, the human body requires the brain in order to function and live, Brah.
October 22, 2024 at 8:48 PM
How did you lose it, you should probably go find it, Brah, we can like put up lost n found posters for it.
October 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
It’s called mogging, muchacho.
October 21, 2024 at 8:31 AM
look at what you done......
October 21, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I'd say.... run the liberal over.
October 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
*he bumps into reader.*
October 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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October 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Party, Brah!
October 20, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Uhhhh earth to green guy, the sky is always blue.
October 20, 2024 at 7:06 AM
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October 19, 2024 at 10:51 PM
you didn't have to answer, brah, I already knew muchacho! namaste brah namaste.
October 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
do I look like a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really ridiculously handsome bird?
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