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hanpanlantran.bsky.social
hannah
@hanpanlantran.bsky.social
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she/her | 20-something | all thoughts at once or no thoughts at all | 🇻🇳🇨🇳🇺🇸
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mickey17 out of context (loved it and would watch again)
A black wolf (left) wearing a gucci baseball cap and collar faces a white wolf (right) with inexplicably hot pink cartoon tears falling down its face. The caption: Inside you there are two wolves. One’s ballin’, the other’s bawling. The scene from Challengers where Zendaya is sitting on the bed between those two white boys
March 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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he is the best and most bravest boy !
side note, my old roommate’s cat looks like she could be from the same litter as him. I feel like this specific ashy gray and brown tabby combo is pretty uncommon (though maybe I just haven’t seen enough cats)
An ashy gray and brown tabby cat sits atop a storage chest and stares into the camera with adorable dilated “puss in boots” eyes. The picture is softly lit by curtain fairy lights hanging on the wall behind her. She is surrounded by food items (cartons of goldfish crackers, girl scout cookies, and a variety box of chips). She may appear to be begging for food given the context, but is actually begging for attention.
January 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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in honor of me deleting pokémon go:

I’d named this gastly before the appraisals feature came out, when I was committed to picking the most out of pocket yet relevant name I could think of for all my pokémon. nothing could’ve prepared me for the results of this appraisal however.
A Gastly named Lung Cancer floats in the background, a black sphere with enormous angry eyes and a mouth with little vampire fangs, surrounded by a purple cloud of smoke or ghostly energy. The leader of Team Instinct appraises it, saying “Hey CptFlutacorn! You want me to check out your Lung Cancer?” “Overall, your Lung Cancer has room for improvement as far as battling goes.” “Your Lung Cancer is a little small for its kind, don’t you think?”
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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one of my friends got “pink pilates princess” for his spotify wrapped and I didn’t, and the only obvious difference is that he listened to a lot of taylor and I listened to a lot of charli.

apparently this holds enough weight that spotify clocked me as a completely different type of gay.
A screenshot from my Spotify Wrapped, from the 2024 Music Evolution section. It reads “Indie Sleaze Roller Skating Pop. Listening to artists like Charli xcx, Sabrina Carpenter, and Chappell Roan.” A screenshot from my friend’s Spotify Wrapped, from the 2024 Music Evolution section. It reads “Pink Pilates Princess Strut Pop. Listening to artists like Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, and Chappell Roan.”
December 8, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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finished arcane season 2 after waiting for 3 years (I loved it)
A screenshot of SUGA from BTS with an amused yet pained expression, captioned “I honestly don’t know whether to laugh or cry right now” An edited picture of SUGA from BTS in an army uniform holding a gun and a pride flag, captioned “suit up homos we got a war to win” A photo of RM from BTS at the 2017 Billboard Music Awards with both his hands on his forehead looking so distressed. A photo of Jimin from BTS sitting in his pajamas with a sleep mask on his forehead, just staring blankly into space. A larger transparent image of his expression has been edited to float behind him.
November 26, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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when I see 15 listings for a “copyeditor” job and then see that outlier AI posted all of them
kim namjoon of BTS with red laser eyes edited onto him, about to obliterate every AI writing job listing on the internet
November 19, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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also, I decided not to romance any of the characters for my first run but for my next run…
The character Pan, from the video game Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical. Brown skin, curly black hair, goat/ram horns and ears, gold rimmed glasses with purple lenses, a smug or sly expression at all times, neat goatee, earth tone three piece suit with a mustard yellow necktie and olive green fingerless gloves. Trickster god, could ruin your life, fine as hell.
November 14, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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obligatory gift of prophesy post
that stock photo meme where on the left are 3 girls, “random internet users just trying to be comedic”, and on the right is a girl, labeled “Apollo”, preparing to lob a kickball labeled “the gift of prophesy” at them.
November 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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I love the retro screen vibes :0

80% sure I found this one on pinterest
screenshot of an iPhone lock screen with a groovy striped background accented with multicolored sparkle stars. the stripes are arched and of different thicknesses, softly blending into each other: peach, magenta, dusky purple, earthy brown, turquoise, and more
November 4, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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my first “tl did a thing” on here, merry christmas
two posts in the discover feed of bluesky. the first one by user edithcharles reads “you there boy! what discourse is it?” with a picture of ebenezer scrooge leaning out his window and looking down, snow falling in the foreground. the second post by user tomtomorrow reads “excited for my yearly tradition, throwing open the window and shouting YOU THERE BOY, WHAT DAY IS IT”
December 23, 2023 at 6:36 PM