JohnWhorfin
@hanoixan13.bsky.social
Behaviorist. Cyberpunk Originalist. Stubborn Twittersnipe. Lived through nixon days. Recovering 3rd party guilt-survivor of reagan's ascendancy. Never splitting again.
When even a lapdog top candidate for #putinsGOP pipebomb luggage-lugger feels she's getting stalked like she's some kind of karmic school shooting survivor- is there no bottom to their depravity? Why are the #trumpEpsteinFiles so scorchingly white-hot? Is it Bubba's doing?
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When even a lapdog top candidate for #putinsGOP pipebomb luggage-lugger feels she's getting stalked like she's some kind of karmic school shooting survivor- is there no bottom to their depravity? Why are the #trumpEpsteinFiles so scorchingly white-hot? Is it Bubba's doing?
Sounds a bit like the cynical cruelty dumped on a grieving Gold Star widow. #trumpEpsteinFiles now need ANOTHER forensic analysis to spot erasures and rewrites. Great work FBI and DoJ.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sounds a bit like the cynical cruelty dumped on a grieving Gold Star widow. #trumpEpsteinFiles now need ANOTHER forensic analysis to spot erasures and rewrites. Great work FBI and DoJ.
A few newly marbled walls might need to be torn out to make sure there's nothing osteeny in play.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A few newly marbled walls might need to be torn out to make sure there's nothing osteeny in play.
Fittingly spermish, given epstein's musk-like eugenic fantasies.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fittingly spermish, given epstein's musk-like eugenic fantasies.
The ONE GUY that roy cohn was ever nice to. For whatever reasons, now explained. The Apprentice, indeed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The ONE GUY that roy cohn was ever nice to. For whatever reasons, now explained. The Apprentice, indeed.
It's not the sex, it's the cover-up. Always the cover-up. And the Strawberry Shortcake pillowcases.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's not the sex, it's the cover-up. Always the cover-up. And the Strawberry Shortcake pillowcases.
What does SouthPark know, and when did they know it?
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
What does SouthPark know, and when did they know it?
President Bill Clinton is a political savant and an Arkansas bloodhound. There were so many lies about stupid crumbs on the road to #MAGA that it makes sense he would just come right out and ask. Was 2012 early enough for his trademark filing?
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
President Bill Clinton is a political savant and an Arkansas bloodhound. There were so many lies about stupid crumbs on the road to #MAGA that it makes sense he would just come right out and ask. Was 2012 early enough for his trademark filing?
Lawdy, there are tapes...
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Lawdy, there are tapes...
Omy- do go on more more! Boxers, diapers- all Depends.
All smells like ..victory. My presssshusssss.
All smells like ..victory. My presssshusssss.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Omy- do go on more more! Boxers, diapers- all Depends.
All smells like ..victory. My presssshusssss.
All smells like ..victory. My presssshusssss.
Ahhhhhhhhm. Presssshussssss. We must get our couch back!
NO! couch is all defiled now!
NO! couch is all defiled now!
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ahhhhhhhhm. Presssshussssss. We must get our couch back!
NO! couch is all defiled now!
NO! couch is all defiled now!
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social The NYTimes is determined to steal your ironic throne. Behold, the calamitous treason of #putinsGOP viewed through the nostalgic lens of epstein tell-alls. Headline editors remain putin's most effective Return On Investment.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social The NYTimes is determined to steal your ironic throne. Behold, the calamitous treason of #putinsGOP viewed through the nostalgic lens of epstein tell-alls. Headline editors remain putin's most effective Return On Investment.
per #putinsGOP 'standards'- the truth is 180 degrees opposite. epstein was not a member at mar-a-lago and not cancelled. epstein severed the 'friendship' on learning the future 34x felon real estate conman ruined his bid for a FL wexner estate (re-sold for +55 million to a putin oligarch).
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
per #putinsGOP 'standards'- the truth is 180 degrees opposite. epstein was not a member at mar-a-lago and not cancelled. epstein severed the 'friendship' on learning the future 34x felon real estate conman ruined his bid for a FL wexner estate (re-sold for +55 million to a putin oligarch).
ThroneCam, just moments before.
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
ThroneCam, just moments before.
Wonderfully Secret.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Wonderfully Secret.
Dubba Bubba Rubba Trubba! Just like roy cohn taught him!
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dubba Bubba Rubba Trubba! Just like roy cohn taught him!
Phase II- the skybox seduction. Very important not to rush things- DOH!
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Phase II- the skybox seduction. Very important not to rush things- DOH!
If there are any doubts- just look what bill made the lying 34x convicted felon do! In front of his 3rd wife AND one of his mistresses! Simply gutfelding!
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If there are any doubts- just look what bill made the lying 34x convicted felon do! In front of his 3rd wife AND one of his mistresses! Simply gutfelding!
Church leaders finally showing some spine- better late than never. To emphasize the source of the devastating #putinsGOP cruel lying-as-politics, they should name names of the hypocrite theocrat catholic major sources of #project2025- leonard leo opus dei 'heritage' foundation, federalist society...
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Church leaders finally showing some spine- better late than never. To emphasize the source of the devastating #putinsGOP cruel lying-as-politics, they should name names of the hypocrite theocrat catholic major sources of #project2025- leonard leo opus dei 'heritage' foundation, federalist society...