If anyone reading this thinks this is shady:

It’s not.
What’s shady is denying people access to housing because of where their direct deposit comes from.

You’re just playing the game better ;)

If you’re a creator struggling with this:
I got you.
I’ll help you set up a clean, professional front that doesn’t compromise your real work.

DMs are open.
You deserve housing, loans, and options like everyone else!

You’re not doing anything shady.
You are running a business.
You just need to look like the type of business banks/landlords are used to approving.

The website is KEY!
I’ve built a few of these for creators:

•Neutral branding
•Vague-but-legit-sounding service offerings
•Embedded contact form
•Links to social media (if SFW) or none at all

You want it to pass the 5-second “Is this real?” test.

What you need:

•An LLC (easy to set up online)
•A domain + website (here is where I can help!)
•Proof of income under the LLC name
•A Stripe or PayPal Business account
•Mildly boring business girly vibes

Even if you’re on OF, Patreon, YouTube, etc. …your work is valid. But your online presence should scream:

“Small business owner with a stable income”

(Yes, even if your income comes from feet pics.)

So here’s where I can come in and help (legally and ethically):
Let’s make your income look structured.

It’s not about hiding who you are.
It’s about giving The bank/landlord what they want to see:

•an LLC
•a professional website
•consistency

The system is currently rigged for “normal” jobs.
Banks and landlords want you to look boring. Predictable. Corporate.

If your income comes from anything that sounds spicy, fun, or untraditional…panic/doubt sets in

🥲 I’m not ready for it to die lol, el0n ruined a perfectly good app

Please 😂