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Hannah S
@hannielynn1.bsky.social
Fat. Queer. Witchy. Makes things with her hands.
If you love Jesus, move the fuck on. Ick.
Hard launch of the new girlfriend!

#wlw #lesbian #firstdate #girlcrush
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I get that TSwift speaks to a lot of people....to me?

White bread has more seasoning. Her lyrics? Derivative and boring. Melodies? Snore. Choreography? Stiff as a board.

Succinctly: I despise her as an artist.

Puts me at odds with many, many people, including my own sis.

😬😬😬

#tswift #swifties
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Moving out of LA to Long Beach means my car insurance dropped $146/mo

LA is FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My heart is quite sad.

It is the season of joy, and I am having a difficult time finding that joy in the good things that have happened.

My ability to mask my sadness is strong, but the mask is cracking.

May the new year bring back my joy.
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am at my grandparent's house, and they watch Fox constantly.

The propaganda is WILD. I understand now why people think Dems are the devil, Trump is god.

This is all outrage and opinion, no facts.

The few "facts" they are spewing are wildly incorrect and pure confirmation bias.

Disgusting.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Driving up to Washington state and car camping with 3 cats and a dog.

Best way to get over being sad.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Welp. Got fired. Right before the holidays. Fucking great.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I have learned after living in hardwood flooring only homes for 5 years that carpeting is a busy mothers' best friend.

Traps all kinds of detritus, hides it, and makes her feel great about not vacuuming that week.

Honestly? With 4 pets...I kinda wish I had carpet.

😬🤮

#pets #petsky #dirty
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I was less than enthused by A. Grande's performance as Glinda. Like. Literal snooze fest. It felt so contrived, her comedic beats were just...off. IDK. I hated her in Wicked.

I am hoping she does more than keep her eyes wide open and awkwardly bend sideways in the second film.

#wicked
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Ok. I rarely make something from the freezer section, but combining the @traderjoesss.bsky.social chicken fried rice and teriyaki chicken?

Fuckin' slaps.

#girldinner #tootiredtocook
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Thale last time I felt inspired to design and make something was right before I took ADHD meds for the first time.

Now my old hobbies feel like a millstone around my neck. The detritus of that time overflows boxes and bins: scraps and bits and bobs.

Will I ever be able to be creative again?
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Three vaccines at once was two too many.

😷🤧💉
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It is fascinating to see the changes in my body over time. I work in Apparel, and so I am hyper aware of body measurements. I keep a record of mine, every few months I see where I am at.

Also. I shop A LOT. 😬

I gotta know these things
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I just learned what limerance is....I would like to apologize for the entirety of my 20's.

😳😬😬😬😬
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I laid down to take a short nap...and my neighbor started squawking away on some kind of woodwind instrument, loudly and atonally.

😭😭😭
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Gizmo just strolled into my room like nothing happened!

She has been missing for 2 whole days....and she has been at the new place! I don't know how she got here.

I am so happy she is OK!

She is a bit traumatized, and won't let me near her yet.
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The new neighborhood comes pre-stocked with a ton of friendly cats!

I am exhausted, and I still have so much work to do at the old place till I am fully moved out.

One of my cats escaped while moving...and I am so sad. Hopefully she comes back before I give my keys back on Friday. 😭

#moving
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
O.H. in my building:

Boy: *screams in pain*
Girl: "Annoying, isn't it?"
Boy: *screams again*
Girl: "You better not do it again, or next time I will crush your skull in!"

Me: 😶
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Officially crossed over to below 200 lbs today. It has been a long while since seeing a 1 on the scale.
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One of my cats vomited the worlds largest hairballs on my bed....I am so grossed out RN.

🤮🤮🤮
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
All those lights? Yeah...there is a man with a gun over there.

😬
October 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just vacuumed the couch for the first time in several months....🤮

I have to remember I have four animals that shed like maniacs.

*adds to weekly chore list
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just did my last load of laundry for the day....12 HOURS of laundry. 🫠😫😬

I still have 3 loads left to go tomorrow. Kill me.

#chores
October 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Welp. Just applied to consolidate my student loans. I still have 50k in debt...I graduated in 2005.

20 years later.

I will die with this debt. 🫠🫠

#studentloans
October 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When I move to Long Beach, I need to find a grocery store that reliably has fresh herbs.

My cooking is suffering from lack of herbs. 😫
October 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM