Hannibal Lecturn
@hanniballecturn.bsky.social
I am Ted Cruz's sentient beer can.
Racist staffers arent reprimanded? K.
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Racist staffers arent reprimanded? K.
Why do they tell such tall tales? They cant even make it believable. Its all on video!
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Why do they tell such tall tales? They cant even make it believable. Its all on video!
Pretty sure their game is why they lost so badly.
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Pretty sure their game is why they lost so badly.
Wasn't that money exactly the projected cost of the ballroom?
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Wasn't that money exactly the projected cost of the ballroom?
This is an unedited 2026 campaign video.
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This is an unedited 2026 campaign video.
Trump is lying to attack Walz when he doesnt get what he wants.
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Trump is lying to attack Walz when he doesnt get what he wants.
Nice. Domestic terrorism pardons.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Nice. Domestic terrorism pardons.
The vitriolic rhetoric espoused by the Trump administration caused this event, Tapper. They've been winding up these thugs for a decade and turbocharging it since January 6th.
January 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The vitriolic rhetoric espoused by the Trump administration caused this event, Tapper. They've been winding up these thugs for a decade and turbocharging it since January 6th.
He informed the oil and gas companies, but not congress..
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
He informed the oil and gas companies, but not congress..
None of those words are "that isnt correct."
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
None of those words are "that isnt correct."
I see him braced on a front left quarter fender.
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I see him braced on a front left quarter fender.
That child is a fucking orphan.
What a pathetic cum stain.
What a pathetic cum stain.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 AM
That child is a fucking orphan.
What a pathetic cum stain.
What a pathetic cum stain.
Does he know his wife wants his property.
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Does he know his wife wants his property.
They said this a year ago.
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They said this a year ago.
"Eggs are 99 cents" these fucking morons just gaslight. They solve nothing.
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Eggs are 99 cents" these fucking morons just gaslight. They solve nothing.
I T S I N F R A S T R U C T U R E W E E K
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I T S I N F R A S T R U C T U R E W E E K
Lol, I meant shoe. These people are just terrible.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Lol, I meant shoe. These people are just terrible.
You heard it from the head of the FCC. What you consume as media is completely political based upon who runs the government at that moment.
God damn clown shoe.
God damn clown shoe.
December 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You heard it from the head of the FCC. What you consume as media is completely political based upon who runs the government at that moment.
God damn clown shoe.
God damn clown shoe.
I think Massie has resigned himself on all of it. As much as Ive disagreed with him over the years, he doesn't seem to have any interest in the path the GOP has taken in recent years.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think Massie has resigned himself on all of it. As much as Ive disagreed with him over the years, he doesn't seem to have any interest in the path the GOP has taken in recent years.
Andy Rooney was a national treasure. I hate where we are. 🥲
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Andy Rooney was a national treasure. I hate where we are. 🥲
Lets talk about woke inseams.
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lets talk about woke inseams.
✨️graphic design is my passion.✨️
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
✨️graphic design is my passion.✨️
Its spreading.
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Its spreading.