Chris Hanney 🔜 Gamescom
@hanney.bsky.social
Building games, listening to records, eating cheese 🧀
Currently: Curiosmos 🪐Gameplainer 💾
Previously: Starship Home 🚀, Shredders 🏂 and Space Pirate Trainer 👾
Currently: Curiosmos 🪐Gameplainer 💾
Previously: Starship Home 🚀, Shredders 🏂 and Space Pirate Trainer 👾
for the record I have now seen an esports
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
for the record I have now seen an esports
LASER DANCE IS HERE!
Without doubt my favourite VR game in *years* launched today ✨
THE PITCH: Turn your living room into a laser obstacle course
@tovanbo.bsky.social has made the best possible VR game. SO GOOD
👉 Get it now! www.meta.com/en-gb/experi...
Without doubt my favourite VR game in *years* launched today ✨
THE PITCH: Turn your living room into a laser obstacle course
@tovanbo.bsky.social has made the best possible VR game. SO GOOD
👉 Get it now! www.meta.com/en-gb/experi...
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
LASER DANCE IS HERE!
Without doubt my favourite VR game in *years* launched today ✨
THE PITCH: Turn your living room into a laser obstacle course
@tovanbo.bsky.social has made the best possible VR game. SO GOOD
👉 Get it now! www.meta.com/en-gb/experi...
Without doubt my favourite VR game in *years* launched today ✨
THE PITCH: Turn your living room into a laser obstacle course
@tovanbo.bsky.social has made the best possible VR game. SO GOOD
👉 Get it now! www.meta.com/en-gb/experi...
Bonus Shane backpack
Stardew nerds are the best nerds 💅
Stardew nerds are the best nerds 💅
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bonus Shane backpack
Stardew nerds are the best nerds 💅
Stardew nerds are the best nerds 💅
Day 1 of the Belgian game conf GameForce ✨Done! ✨
Had a blast play testing Curiosmos with the best Patty and Selma I’ve ever seen *and* had some surprisingly good Takoyaki?!
What a day!
Had a blast play testing Curiosmos with the best Patty and Selma I’ve ever seen *and* had some surprisingly good Takoyaki?!
What a day!
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Day 1 of the Belgian game conf GameForce ✨Done! ✨
Had a blast play testing Curiosmos with the best Patty and Selma I’ve ever seen *and* had some surprisingly good Takoyaki?!
What a day!
Had a blast play testing Curiosmos with the best Patty and Selma I’ve ever seen *and* had some surprisingly good Takoyaki?!
What a day!
I had the game on pause for a half hour just vibing to the soundtrack.. and then this morning open my phone and discover even *it* wants me to listen to more from the soundtrack producer
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I had the game on pause for a half hour just vibing to the soundtrack.. and then this morning open my phone and discover even *it* wants me to listen to more from the soundtrack producer
"In this house to-do lists are wallpaper"
This game is a gorgeous lil snack of coming to terms with the never ending list of things one wants to do, and never being able to do them all..
Jill's lil' poem of a game can be played in 5 minutes, and will sit in your soul forever ✨
Thanks Jill 🙏
This game is a gorgeous lil snack of coming to terms with the never ending list of things one wants to do, and never being able to do them all..
Jill's lil' poem of a game can be played in 5 minutes, and will sit in your soul forever ✨
Thanks Jill 🙏
October 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"In this house to-do lists are wallpaper"
This game is a gorgeous lil snack of coming to terms with the never ending list of things one wants to do, and never being able to do them all..
Jill's lil' poem of a game can be played in 5 minutes, and will sit in your soul forever ✨
Thanks Jill 🙏
This game is a gorgeous lil snack of coming to terms with the never ending list of things one wants to do, and never being able to do them all..
Jill's lil' poem of a game can be played in 5 minutes, and will sit in your soul forever ✨
Thanks Jill 🙏
Legit playing Planetenverteidigungskannonenkomandant with @rystorm.com was a life changing experience.
The pitch: “Angry birds but very complicated with a MASSIVE controller”
What a marvel of an experience - I’ll be giggling for days
The pitch: “Angry birds but very complicated with a MASSIVE controller”
What a marvel of an experience - I’ll be giggling for days
August 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Legit playing Planetenverteidigungskannonenkomandant with @rystorm.com was a life changing experience.
The pitch: “Angry birds but very complicated with a MASSIVE controller”
What a marvel of an experience - I’ll be giggling for days
The pitch: “Angry birds but very complicated with a MASSIVE controller”
What a marvel of an experience - I’ll be giggling for days
Live from gamescom… silk song is reallllll ✌️✨
August 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Live from gamescom… silk song is reallllll ✌️✨
every now and then I see a almost perfect job at Larian
... 750 meters from my house
...... and think "Should I get a job?" 😭
(also: FELLOW NERDS: see you at Gamescom this week I'm there to talk Curiosmos and the steam review site Gameplainer.com I've been working on forever)
... 750 meters from my house
...... and think "Should I get a job?" 😭
(also: FELLOW NERDS: see you at Gamescom this week I'm there to talk Curiosmos and the steam review site Gameplainer.com I've been working on forever)
August 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
every now and then I see a almost perfect job at Larian
... 750 meters from my house
...... and think "Should I get a job?" 😭
(also: FELLOW NERDS: see you at Gamescom this week I'm there to talk Curiosmos and the steam review site Gameplainer.com I've been working on forever)
... 750 meters from my house
...... and think "Should I get a job?" 😭
(also: FELLOW NERDS: see you at Gamescom this week I'm there to talk Curiosmos and the steam review site Gameplainer.com I've been working on forever)
My stoopid watch giving me shade by complaining about my post BitSummit / Expo downward trend in step count 😰
August 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My stoopid watch giving me shade by complaining about my post BitSummit / Expo downward trend in step count 😰
I’m exactly six months late to Pirate Yakuza but omg this game is as off the wall as the series has ever been.
There’s a side quest where the pirate chef leads a dating sim and it’s
b o n k e r s 🐟
There’s a side quest where the pirate chef leads a dating sim and it’s
b o n k e r s 🐟
August 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m exactly six months late to Pirate Yakuza but omg this game is as off the wall as the series has ever been.
There’s a side quest where the pirate chef leads a dating sim and it’s
b o n k e r s 🐟
There’s a side quest where the pirate chef leads a dating sim and it’s
b o n k e r s 🐟
🔊Here's a little video of the right-stick controls used to replace the traditional mouse-heavy point and click.
Bloody marvellous work.
Bloody marvellous work.
July 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🔊Here's a little video of the right-stick controls used to replace the traditional mouse-heavy point and click.
Bloody marvellous work.
Bloody marvellous work.
Just rolled credits on The Drifter, bloody *marvellous* point & click game from the makers of Crawl.
Delightful from start to finish, superb writing, top-notch voice acting, and pixel art you want to hang on a wall.
90s LucasArts but modern and fresh
10/10
store.steampowered.com/app/1170570/...
Delightful from start to finish, superb writing, top-notch voice acting, and pixel art you want to hang on a wall.
90s LucasArts but modern and fresh
10/10
store.steampowered.com/app/1170570/...
July 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just rolled credits on The Drifter, bloody *marvellous* point & click game from the makers of Crawl.
Delightful from start to finish, superb writing, top-notch voice acting, and pixel art you want to hang on a wall.
90s LucasArts but modern and fresh
10/10
store.steampowered.com/app/1170570/...
Delightful from start to finish, superb writing, top-notch voice acting, and pixel art you want to hang on a wall.
90s LucasArts but modern and fresh
10/10
store.steampowered.com/app/1170570/...
Turns out I’ve visited Osaka and window shopped / drooled over Nintendo’s Virtual Boy 🥽 for over 20 years - with photos!
I present
✨the Virtual Boy price index ✨
2005: ¥6980 ($47)
2015: ¥18480 ($125)
2025: ¥107800 ($730)
Probably should have invested in Virtual Boys instead of Vives and nachos 😂
I present
✨the Virtual Boy price index ✨
2005: ¥6980 ($47)
2015: ¥18480 ($125)
2025: ¥107800 ($730)
Probably should have invested in Virtual Boys instead of Vives and nachos 😂
July 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Turns out I’ve visited Osaka and window shopped / drooled over Nintendo’s Virtual Boy 🥽 for over 20 years - with photos!
I present
✨the Virtual Boy price index ✨
2005: ¥6980 ($47)
2015: ¥18480 ($125)
2025: ¥107800 ($730)
Probably should have invested in Virtual Boys instead of Vives and nachos 😂
I present
✨the Virtual Boy price index ✨
2005: ¥6980 ($47)
2015: ¥18480 ($125)
2025: ¥107800 ($730)
Probably should have invested in Virtual Boys instead of Vives and nachos 😂
The Australian pavilion let me take a selfie with my bestie
July 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Australian pavilion let me take a selfie with my bestie
There’s a *what* button?!
Computer.. enhance.. 🤯
Computer.. enhance.. 🤯
July 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
There’s a *what* button?!
Computer.. enhance.. 🤯
Computer.. enhance.. 🤯
Chris, Robin, and Guillaume hanging out with Mario, currently hanging at the top of his pole ⛳️
July 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Chris, Robin, and Guillaume hanging out with Mario, currently hanging at the top of his pole ⛳️
Kyoto presents:
Pork and prawn Katsu ice cream 🥓🍤🍨
😅
Pork and prawn Katsu ice cream 🥓🍤🍨
😅
July 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Kyoto presents:
Pork and prawn Katsu ice cream 🥓🍤🍨
😅
Pork and prawn Katsu ice cream 🥓🍤🍨
😅
I found the giant Tanuki loot drop at BitSummit 🤯
July 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I found the giant Tanuki loot drop at BitSummit 🤯
Legit though “upside down murder” looks almost unskippable 🔥
July 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Legit though “upside down murder” looks almost unskippable 🔥
I snuck in a cleaning reference in almost every slide, though I was a little too proud of this one where I wanted to show off how to use the "LinkedIn QR code generator thing" but first made sure my previously viewed pages all spelled out the word C L E A N
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I snuck in a cleaning reference in almost every slide, though I was a little too proud of this one where I wanted to show off how to use the "LinkedIn QR code generator thing" but first made sure my previously viewed pages all spelled out the word C L E A N
It was also a secret pitch to encourage folks to clean their keyboard.
keyboards are always gross.
everyone's keyboard are slimy, it's totally normal. What *isn't* totally normal is shoving a stinky slimy keyboard into someones face while asking for money.
Clean it a tiny lil bit! 🧽
keyboards are always gross.
everyone's keyboard are slimy, it's totally normal. What *isn't* totally normal is shoving a stinky slimy keyboard into someones face while asking for money.
Clean it a tiny lil bit! 🧽
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It was also a secret pitch to encourage folks to clean their keyboard.
keyboards are always gross.
everyone's keyboard are slimy, it's totally normal. What *isn't* totally normal is shoving a stinky slimy keyboard into someones face while asking for money.
Clean it a tiny lil bit! 🧽
keyboards are always gross.
everyone's keyboard are slimy, it's totally normal. What *isn't* totally normal is shoving a stinky slimy keyboard into someones face while asking for money.
Clean it a tiny lil bit! 🧽
HOT TIP: Clean your computer screen it's gross.
I gave a little talk today in Brussels about 'how to survive gamescom' but mostly it was about:
1. Drink more water
2. Clean your computer screen
3. Wear good shoes
I gave a little talk today in Brussels about 'how to survive gamescom' but mostly it was about:
1. Drink more water
2. Clean your computer screen
3. Wear good shoes
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
HOT TIP: Clean your computer screen it's gross.
I gave a little talk today in Brussels about 'how to survive gamescom' but mostly it was about:
1. Drink more water
2. Clean your computer screen
3. Wear good shoes
I gave a little talk today in Brussels about 'how to survive gamescom' but mostly it was about:
1. Drink more water
2. Clean your computer screen
3. Wear good shoes