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This is what you do after winning an Oscar
March 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is what you do after winning an Oscar
Just had a dream where I arranged to save some foster kittens, but I got the times wrong so it made me late for a plane. I'm extremely emotionally confused rn.
March 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Just had a dream where I arranged to save some foster kittens, but I got the times wrong so it made me late for a plane. I'm extremely emotionally confused rn.
I've heard it said that you shouldn't weigh yourself every morning, but personally I find it to be quite a useful indicator of how full of shit I am on any given day.
February 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I've heard it said that you shouldn't weigh yourself every morning, but personally I find it to be quite a useful indicator of how full of shit I am on any given day.
I like big cats. I like small cats.
I like this cat. I like all cats.
I like this cat. I like all cats.
February 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I like big cats. I like small cats.
I like this cat. I like all cats.
I like this cat. I like all cats.
Blaze's favorite Pokémon is Incineroar
January 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Blaze's favorite Pokémon is Incineroar
Preforming standup is so hard! Like, you've gotta remember your material, adjust it on the fly, mind your pacing, stick to your time slot, and all this while making sure you don't fall flat on your face during the acrobatic elements.
January 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Preforming standup is so hard! Like, you've gotta remember your material, adjust it on the fly, mind your pacing, stick to your time slot, and all this while making sure you don't fall flat on your face during the acrobatic elements.
Would you trade bodies with your cat for a day, even if it meant dealing with the social and professional repercussions of your cat having piloted your body for a day?
#FreakyFriday
#FreakyFriday
January 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Would you trade bodies with your cat for a day, even if it meant dealing with the social and professional repercussions of your cat having piloted your body for a day?
#FreakyFriday
#FreakyFriday
Loaf on toaster, burnt.
January 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Loaf on toaster, burnt.
Went to the vet today, Blaze has been having some tummy trouble. The vet squeezed his abdomen and said, "myk og fin", which means "soft and nice".
And I agree. Blaze is, indeed, soft and nice.
And I agree. Blaze is, indeed, soft and nice.
January 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Went to the vet today, Blaze has been having some tummy trouble. The vet squeezed his abdomen and said, "myk og fin", which means "soft and nice".
And I agree. Blaze is, indeed, soft and nice.
And I agree. Blaze is, indeed, soft and nice.
Right now in the US if you legally change your name to Mario you'll end up on the FBI terrorist watch list
December 20, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Right now in the US if you legally change your name to Mario you'll end up on the FBI terrorist watch list