Hannes Becker
@hannesb.bsky.social
*frantical dictionary search*
Let your haters be your xizmatkors in the uy of success
Let your haters be your xizmatkors in the uy of success
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
*frantical dictionary search*
Let your haters be your xizmatkors in the uy of success
Let your haters be your xizmatkors in the uy of success
I'm too tired right now to mash it with the Anakin Padme meme
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm too tired right now to mash it with the Anakin Padme meme
Completely justified. @joey-devine.bsky.social from 20 years ago would agree.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Completely justified. @joey-devine.bsky.social from 20 years ago would agree.
Not that it's much better everywhere else but you guys are on your own with this one
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not that it's much better everywhere else but you guys are on your own with this one
See my GM has a problem
He smells his on farts that's the way it is
He smells his on farts that's the way it is
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
See my GM has a problem
He smells his on farts that's the way it is
He smells his on farts that's the way it is
I always thought that Meningitis is a perfect name for an elven sword.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I always thought that Meningitis is a perfect name for an elven sword.
I couldn't find the exact numbers but iirc pace goes down during the season
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I couldn't find the exact numbers but iirc pace goes down during the season
Maybe they actually meant laxative - because this guy is full of...
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Maybe they actually meant laxative - because this guy is full of...
Which Luigi? The plumber or the *searching for a not endorsing word*
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Which Luigi? The plumber or the *searching for a not endorsing word*
You're going to Ned them, you monster!
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You're going to Ned them, you monster!
Getting one would mean admitting to my wife that I'm way too online
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Getting one would mean admitting to my wife that I'm way too online
Torterra would fix me
a picture of a turtle that says good evening on it
ALT: a picture of a turtle that says good evening on it
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Torterra would fix me
And the words Race Driver
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And the words Race Driver
In my head I'm stuck with Tron and Ready Player One
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
In my head I'm stuck with Tron and Ready Player One
Oh, it actually exists
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Oh, it actually exists
Well, you'll run the competition with a 175 bpm average heart rate, won't you?
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well, you'll run the competition with a 175 bpm average heart rate, won't you?
You searched for Bad Bunny
October 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You searched for Bad Bunny