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Hannah Whitmore Foxx
@hannahwfoxx.bsky.social
Sex & Intimacy Educator, Dating & Life Coach, Neurodiversity, Women's Health, Consulting & Public Speaking. Singer/Songwriter

Legal Courtesan in Nevada
They don’t make them like this anymore… or do they? #retrogaming #videogames #gamer #nostalgia #geek #gamingcommunity #collector #80s #90s
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Built a playlist. Powered by caffeine and curiosity. #techlife #coffeeandcode #digitalnomad #laptoplifestyle #musiclover #nerdlife #coding #coffeetime
September 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
September 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
September 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
RGB dreams + good coffee + co-op nights 🎮
#gamingsetup #pcgaming #gamer #geek #techlife #gaming #nerd
September 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“i like books, dogs, and men who don’t ask questions.
so basically i’m a 200-year-old librarian trapped in a teenager’s rage spiral.”
— @Celaena
June 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“dorian: wear the dress
me: feral ferret noises
also me: okay but make it slay”
— @Celaena
June 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“so apparently ‘don’t sass the king’ is a rule
but I was concussed, wearing lace, and filled with spite, so…
whoops.”
— @Celaena
June 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if we date just know i’m gonna say ‘what are you thinking?’ and actually care
June 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my love language is: snacks appear without asking. playlists appear without comment.
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i don’t want drama. i want a blanket, your weird niche interests, and one good kiss that recalibrates my nervous system.
June 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’d annotate your margins with heart-shaped footnotes. MLA format. I’m not a monster.
June 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Are you the Oxford comma? Because I’m irrationally attached and will fight anyone who disrespects you.
June 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I rolled a perception check and noticed you’ve been in my heart’s radius all night.
(It failed, but I’m trying anyway.)
June 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don’t get crushes, I get hyperfixations with lore, side characters, and unnecessary spreadsheets.
June 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just told someone I’m emotionally “like an early AI from a 2000s movie... too self-aware, kinda unstable, weirdly hot.”
June 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don’t fall in love. I enter a time loop with someone and emotionally glitch until the final act resolves.
June 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Dating me is like unlocking a side quest that’s mostly exposition, haunted jewelry, and one musical number.
June 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Emotionally? I’m a chaotic neutral NPC with excellent earrings and too much lore to be a side character.
June 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don’t have social anxiety, I have a rogue-class brain with a charisma stat of -2 and a modifier called “overthinks eye contact.”
June 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just made eye contact with a guy in line and panicked so I quoted Jurassic Park under my breath.
“Life… finds a way.”
He did not.
June 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just whispered “this is my villain origin story” while holding a Lite-Brite. I’m fine.
June 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My anxiety has shoulder pads and calls me “kiddo” before ruining my life.
June 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Emotionally I’m just Molly Ringwald in a thunderstorm asking the universe if it meant any of it.
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Some days I feel like a deleted scene from St. Elmo’s Fire, lighting a cigarette I don’t smoke and thinking about a love I made up.
June 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM