Spectacular i’ll take 14 more of em right now. Putting the books on hold on Libby and will be awaiting the next season THANK YOU FOR FAN SERVICE BOYS 💖✨🫡

thank you internet for knowing exactly what i wanted when i searched “ilya rozanov episode 6” yes yes yes a thousand times yes. he had to. he HAD to do it to em

AW THEY LOVE EACH OTHER (i have known this for 6 episodes)

ILYA SLOW DOWN JESUS CHRIST THATS TOO MUCH TOO FAST

ok final episode. SHOW ME THE F WORDS IN THE WOODS

the true heroes are Svetlana and Rose.

I do think this show would be way funnier and way less serious if they did more period accurate clothing. seeing Rose Landry walk away in an oversized coat and wide leg pants made me snap out of it like no way she’d be in skinny jeans and heeled sneakers or a peplum dress

ok after episode 4 this show now feels like it’s the reaction to the “we don’t need sex scenes in movies and tv shows” series. like all this boning IS plot relevant. this IS the porn with plot series and who and how and where they be fucking IS tantamount

I haven’t gotten caught up on episodes of the Bald and the Beautiful but I cannot WAIT to hear Katya talk about this show because oh lord I know it’s coming

ok starting back up again with episode 3 while pounding out some steps on the walking pad.

this is fanfiction the tv show. this is fanfiction the tv show. the dialogue is so much worse this episode but it’s cute so it gets a pass FOR NOW.

this is the penthouse suite and they’re in a fucking queen bed??

genuinely will buy the vinyl if they release it

this is tumblerina crack. holy shit how can there be fanfiction for this show when it’s all just in the actual show already?? we’re LITERALLY already getting Ilya running away at the first sign of tenderness as opposed to just lust. amazing. no notes. also the music is great

but also FULL HOG in the second episode INTRO??

also to be clear: the reason i waited for the finance to be out of town is because 1. he wouldn’t want to watch this show with me and 2. he will still want to know what it’s about and will be hugely amused by the plot summary i text him which will also give him something to read on his flight back

god i love a slutty tank top with a little necklace… Connor Storie you are beautiful and absolutely going to be my New Blorbo from this show

Jesus Christ the sloppy toppy noises. I mean i guess it means our sound system is good if i can hear Shane gag on it with such crystal clarity

HE STRAIGHT UP JORKIN IT??!!!