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Hannah
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“Are you an idiot?” “No, sir, I’m a dreamer”
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Unnamed Eagle: I'm thinking "white-maned" or maybe "snowcap"

Some guy: How bout bald
January 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"Scoogli doochie crumbo wumbo!"
- me explaining to my Sim parole officer that I was nowhere near the CEO's house at the time of the assassination
January 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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merry christmas
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Restaurants have a hard time with my name
December 25, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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Christmas? More like criss ma ass
December 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Me at 8am: Oh my God what a horrible feeling I'm never staying up that late again

Me at 3am the following night: One more run of Super Poop Ball 3
December 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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Luigi's Mansion 4: Luigi's Mangione
December 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO
December 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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i have a hard time wrapping my head around things cause my head bones don't stretch very good. how're you guys doin it?
December 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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im tryna save up a thousand words so i can finally afford a picture
December 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Not the anime tiddies man 🙈
December 17, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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ngl I put ALL my eggs in the SAME basket EVERY time I go to the store.

any other little freaks out there or is it just me?
December 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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My guts are having a whole ass argument right now about what to do with all the ice cream I just dumped in there

#lactoseintolerant
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM