In dark wash denim with a button down in the rival school’s colors at a 90+ degree tailgate because he apparently never bought a polo from the university he taught at

Sedalia, you good?!?! 😳😬

it was these, I thought I was so elite

Hey Apple, call me crazy, but I don’t think my desktop needs to keep defaulting to driving mode

Yes, I’m incredibly proud of my prayer plant, no, I have no idea what I’ve done to deserve it thriving like this

Fitbit putting this first in my sleep data every month is so judgmental

Btw, this is why you shouldn’t trust AI

Came across this stellar entry from deep pandemic, though.

Went to war w my gmail notification badge today🙂

Bluesky you have 24 hrs to show me a funnier post than this