Like, I'm sorry the fascists are giving you difficult choices. But that's what fascists fucking do. The only legit answer is "fuck you make me". The only answer that shows you have actual fucking principles not preferences is "fuck you make me". And that sucks. But here we are.

I just can’t help picturing two people having a breakup conversation in a greasy spoon while Chris Martin occasionally pops up to serenade them about their failed relationship.

Need to heat something at 900w for 40 seconds? Guess, pray and stand outside it like a lemon waiting for the right time to frantically turn it off.

Forest green?

It was goooood