Hannah 🌻
@hannahmartian.bsky.social
lover of nature, live music, and novelty mugs. maker of things.
I had a dream last night that I met Lee Jung-Jae at an airport and he was really nice. That is all
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I had a dream last night that I met Lee Jung-Jae at an airport and he was really nice. That is all
No one mourns the wicked ✨
September 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
No one mourns the wicked ✨
Mourning a past relationship is really easy when they abruptly turned into a massive piece of shit after the breakup
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mourning a past relationship is really easy when they abruptly turned into a massive piece of shit after the breakup
My tummy hurts and I’m definitely NOT being brave about it
May 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My tummy hurts and I’m definitely NOT being brave about it
I’m funny AND hot, in case you were wondering
April 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m funny AND hot, in case you were wondering
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It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.
* very unconstitutional
* very unconstitutional
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.
* very unconstitutional
* very unconstitutional
In case you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to have me on snapchat
April 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
In case you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to have me on snapchat
I’ve been back on tinder for two days and I’m already VERY close to deleting it again lmao
March 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’ve been back on tinder for two days and I’m already VERY close to deleting it again lmao
I’ll preface this by saying I haven’t spoken to him in years, but just knowing in my heart of hearts that my trumpie billionaire bootlicking ex is inevitably losing his mind over this whole elon debacle makes me SO happy 🥰
March 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’ll preface this by saying I haven’t spoken to him in years, but just knowing in my heart of hearts that my trumpie billionaire bootlicking ex is inevitably losing his mind over this whole elon debacle makes me SO happy 🥰
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We simply cannot allow our increasing comfort with the word “butt” obviate our need for adorable, polite regional synonyms!
We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…
We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…
March 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We simply cannot allow our increasing comfort with the word “butt” obviate our need for adorable, polite regional synonyms!
We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…
We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…
My very sweet and talented friend literally got me a bouquet of books for my birthday I’m crying
March 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My very sweet and talented friend literally got me a bouquet of books for my birthday I’m crying
I don’t care how “beneficial” it is, rubbing beef tallow on your face is nasty as hell
March 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t care how “beneficial” it is, rubbing beef tallow on your face is nasty as hell
It’s snowing, I’ve called out of work, and I have a spooky book to read. All is well ✨
February 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s snowing, I’ve called out of work, and I have a spooky book to read. All is well ✨
I hope travis kelce cries himself to sleep tonight :)
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I hope travis kelce cries himself to sleep tonight :)
I don’t give half a shit about football or the Super Bowl but in light of travis kelce being an absolute dipshit.. go birds 🦅
February 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t give half a shit about football or the Super Bowl but in light of travis kelce being an absolute dipshit.. go birds 🦅
All I’m saying is the French have burned shit down for less
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
All I’m saying is the French have burned shit down for less
Can we as a society at least agree to stop sending “influencers” to the Grammys?? Like why are they there
February 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Can we as a society at least agree to stop sending “influencers” to the Grammys?? Like why are they there
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
Ask me how many times I’ve absentmindedly opened tiktok today 🙃
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ask me how many times I’ve absentmindedly opened tiktok today 🙃
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ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos
Should I post the rant I subtweeted at my tr*mpie ex before I deleted my Twitter? Because I think it’s pure gold tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Should I post the rant I subtweeted at my tr*mpie ex before I deleted my Twitter? Because I think it’s pure gold tbh
All I want are basic human rights, my first amendment rights, and enough money to fund my silly little hobbies that produce JUST enough dopamine so I don’t end it all. Is that too much to ask?
January 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
All I want are basic human rights, my first amendment rights, and enough money to fund my silly little hobbies that produce JUST enough dopamine so I don’t end it all. Is that too much to ask?
Just a few of my favorite banned books ✨
January 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just a few of my favorite banned books ✨