I really am about to start FUCKING SWINGING

No bc this bitch is gonna sit here and talk shit ABOUT ME in front of my face and think I don’t know who she’s talking about? Fuck all that. I don’t play these little bitch games. We’re way too grown for this bullshit.

How do we feel about oversharing over here on Bluesky?

So this bitch a psycho too? Got it.

Welp…

Hank Green is so ambitious. It's exhausting. My life is like being the co-author of the Federalist Papers.

I'm all like, "John Jay got sick after writing five."

And Hank's like, "HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER FIFTY ONE."

Someone tell my mom that texting back “k” is rude.

Seeing the new Wicked movie tonight!!!

This one’s stolen but I’m sleeping with this mantra under my pillow, before I go buy a shotgun tomorrow

@hankgreen.bsky.social said it was pretty cool on here…. So here I am!