My hot (coffee) take while visiting a place where tipping is not widespread because wages meet needs: if you complain that tipping culture has gotten out of control, you should also be fighting for a higher minimum living wage. Or at least voting for representatives that will.

I want to save this tree. The base of the tree seems to be getting smaller. Does anyone know why and how I could help?

Please root for my tree and branch out to anyone who might be able to leaf some advice.

My TJs cashier told me he’s watching “really old” (oof) seasons of Survivor on Netflix and I look like someone on there. I asked who but he couldn’t remember. Probably Gabby.

Got invited to do a roast but the jokes I thought of for myself were too mean— how dare anyone say that hypothetical joke insult about me! So I said no went home and cried.

I don’t know who needs to hear this during these difficult times but you are right. They are wrong. You’re always right.

My immediate family all agree politically and we still find things to fight loudly about. And that is the American dream.

Just discovered what the majestic, graceful owl looks like when it gets wet.

In 4th grade I was in the Wizard of Oz and my middle school bully played Glinda. Backstage she waved her wand and said she was turning me into a frog.

That’s the kind of specific trauma I wish Wicked referenced more.

A little rusty so let me know if you, my new followers (!!!) want stuff like this…

Decameron more like DE best show of the year!

Bisexual angst is blurting out that you got burned by the hottest bitch there is… the sun.

Sometimes I think I’m angry enough to be a great supervillain but then I name a shoe left on the sidewalk “lacy” go home and burst into tears about the adventure its been on and realize I have the temperament of a bizarre, gentle side character.