Judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Me: my mom told me to never swear
Me: my mom told me to never swear
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Me: my mom told me to never swear
Me: my mom told me to never swear
Why is FedEx tracking so bad at telling the truth
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Why is FedEx tracking so bad at telling the truth
Could you imagine the UN work group chat tonight?
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Could you imagine the UN work group chat tonight?
The Colts are 2-0. The Chiefs are 0-2. After the past week, I needed this.
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Colts are 2-0. The Chiefs are 0-2. After the past week, I needed this.
Trump dodged the draft but still became a war criminal. lol ife comes at you fast.
August 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Trump dodged the draft but still became a war criminal. lol ife comes at you fast.
At the airport and there is a woman sitting at my gate who is blowdrying her hair while scrolling on her phone. Iconic behavior.
August 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
At the airport and there is a woman sitting at my gate who is blowdrying her hair while scrolling on her phone. Iconic behavior.
I spoke to Bette Davis in a dream and she said she hates that Jojo cover btw
July 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I spoke to Bette Davis in a dream and she said she hates that Jojo cover btw
"This call is being recorded for quality and assurance purposes." Great! Now I am twice as anxious, thank you!
July 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"This call is being recorded for quality and assurance purposes." Great! Now I am twice as anxious, thank you!
Some of my very worst days have included a trip to Geek Squad
July 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Some of my very worst days have included a trip to Geek Squad
YOU CAN BUY BEAVER NUGGETS FROM AMAZON? oh this is dangerous information for me to have.
July 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
YOU CAN BUY BEAVER NUGGETS FROM AMAZON? oh this is dangerous information for me to have.
Maybe the real NBA Championship is the friends we made along the way
June 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Maybe the real NBA Championship is the friends we made along the way
For the first time in franchise history. If this is as far as we get, I am satisfied. So proud of this team and it has been so fun to watch this playoff run in Indiana with my family.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Indiana Pacers are one win away from being NBA Champions.
One more win. Let’s get it. Shock the world.
Go Pacers!
One more win. Let’s get it. Shock the world.
Go Pacers!
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
For the first time in franchise history. If this is as far as we get, I am satisfied. So proud of this team and it has been so fun to watch this playoff run in Indiana with my family.
I have not been in my apartment in 90 days, what if it forgets what I look like
June 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I have not been in my apartment in 90 days, what if it forgets what I look like
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GOOD MORNING IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A PACERS FAN
June 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
GOOD MORNING IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A PACERS FAN
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Seeing Reggie Miller kicking it with Spike Lee does my heart good.
May 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Seeing Reggie Miller kicking it with Spike Lee does my heart good.
Knicks v Pacers makes it difficult for me to breathe properly
May 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Knicks v Pacers makes it difficult for me to breathe properly
Why is Tom Brady at the Indy 500? Is nothing sacred?
May 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Why is Tom Brady at the Indy 500? Is nothing sacred?
One thing about me is that I cannot watch sports quietly
May 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One thing about me is that I cannot watch sports quietly
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In a Lonely Place was released in theaters on this day in 1950 🎞️
May 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
In a Lonely Place was released in theaters on this day in 1950 🎞️
Can't believe we got an American pope before GTA VI
May 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can't believe we got an American pope before GTA VI
Hello I am an aunt and everything else is irrelevant
May 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hello I am an aunt and everything else is irrelevant