ONLY 3 MORE DAYS to get one of these shirts! And if you somehow don’t know about the legendary Ken Allen, here’s a little teaser from last week’s @500opentabs.bsky.social episode about him.

Most recent episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social in which @kavehtaherian.bsky.social learns all about the horrors of The Sims

Been working hard making new stuff for Emerald City Comic Con next week! Come stop by the table, J07

🚨EXCLUSIVE DROP ALERT!🚨

I designed this insane bog sweatshirt for my podcast, @500opentabs.bsky.social. It’s available for everyone through December 1st!

It may not preserve you for 3000 years like a real bog but it will definitely keep you warm this winter!a

www.bonfire.com/bogsweater/

Battleship looking like his namesake

My 3yo drew a “chicken” tattoo on himself

Fight or flight 4ever

Woke up feeling like a different (worse) person

Figured this was a good first post, seeing as it will probably be on my tombstone someday