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Hannah
@hannahgarcia.bsky.social
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still a three legged dog


-Making stuff in Toronto-
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My daughter has been born
Lydia Lachichi the lychee berry labubu
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Girl, so confusing….
#tloas #actuallyromantic

I heard you call me "Boring Barbie"
When the coke's got you brave

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Stop talking dirty to me / It sounded nasty but it feels like you re flirting with me/I mind my business, God's my witness that I don’t provoke it / It's kind of making me wet //
Actually romantic leaked lyrics. Something along the lines of: I heard you call me "Boring Barbie" When the coke's got you brave / High fived my ex and Then you said you're glad he ghosted me wrote me a song saying It makes you sick to see my face / Some people might be offended / But It's actually sweet / All the time you've spent on me / It's honestly wild / All the effort you've put in / It's actually romantic I’ve really got to hand it to you / No man has ever loved me like you do /l Hadn't thought of you in a long time / But you keep sending me funny valentines / And I know you think it comes off vicious But its precious like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse / that’s how much it hurts/ How many times has your boyfriend said “Why are we always talking about her?" / It's actually sweet / All the time you vo spent on me / it's honestly wild / All the effort you've put in / It's actually romantic/I really got to hand it to you / No man has ever loved me like you do / I You think I'm tacky, baby / Stop talking dirty to me / It sounded nasty but it feels like you re firting with me/I mind my business, God's my witness that ! cont provoke it / It's kind of making me wet // Cause It's actually sweet / All the time you ve spent on me /it's honestly lovely / All the effort you ve put in/It's actually romantic / Really got to hand it to you, to you / No man has ever loved me like you do // It's actually romantic / You've just given me so much . attentiont / It's actually romantic / It's so romantic
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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He’s SO CLOSE to figuring how to use a phone
Some jackass on the streetcar speaking on speakerphone and putting the speaker next to his ear the entire conversation.
September 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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My boy has been through it
Front facing view of a decrepit lemon pig Side profile of same, very ill, lemon pig
September 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Shit is complicated #SurvivorAU
Diagram of who is working with who
August 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Okay I also needed to share this
July 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Omg
July 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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In other news I made the cyanotype animation yesterday. You can follow me on Instagram @hannah.makes
July 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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David is so scary #Survivor48
Dennis from Iasip
May 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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What he thought he was doing
O captain my captain
May 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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David on the jury:
“Two hours. Never moved. Never blinked. I got goosebumps just thinking about it…”
May 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Another ineffective try at getting the girls to leave the bad place
Text group chat Friend: If I leave Twitter u can't watch Harry Potter Me: I don't believe you But willing to skip it if you're fr Friend: Ok I was bluffing u are better than me !!! I'm never leaving twitter. Not til the day I die Me: Just be aware of what you're putting on there. You're feeding his bots! But have fun
April 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Truly the next big thing is this guy right here I called it since s1
J Gaven Wilde as Young Jesse Gemstone in The Righteous Gemstones (S4E6) on HBO
April 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Taiwan?!
Parker Posey in The White Lotus
April 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Remember this
Be Best “logo” “designed” by Melania “Trump”.
April 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I can’t wait to be this for Halloween
Gwendoline Christie in the Severance finale
March 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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*Laughs in Canadian*
No more alcohol from USA
March 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Okay here’s my 2025 bingo card
1. Taylor and Travis get engaged 2. Jay Leno dies 3. I get a good job 4. Beyoncé files for divorce 5. Timothy and Kylie split 6. Everyone in the group gets a tattoo at some point 7. I accidentally start a fire 8. Someone I know is on a reality show 9. Charlie Sheen dies 10. Euphoria S3 officially cancelled 11. TikTok gets banned in USA 12. I host a themed party 13. Katy Perry “finds God” 14. I go camping 15. I see two live plays or musicals 16. I complete an animation project 17. Tom Hanks gets cancelled 18. Luigi goes free 19. Jonbenet Ramsey case gets solved 20. Doug Ford OUT 21. Trump assassination attempt #3 22. It’s Always Sunny ends 23. Margaret Qualley gets pregnant 24. A drag queen competes on Survivor 25. Kim Kardashian gets a Republican business boyfriend
December 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Casual
December 8, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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Look at this little guy. I set him free
A small grey mouse in a clear plastic humane mousetrap
December 8, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Made a ducky lamp
A giant rubber ducky with a warm glowing light inside.
December 3, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Hell yeah I made it
A beautiful slice of strawberry cheesecake
December 1, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Cat
Cat
November 27, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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The closest I’ll ever be to seeing Taylor Swift #Toronto
November 22, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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Making friendship bracelets celebrating the first female president
A close-up image of a crafting setup for making beaded bracelets. The main focus is a bracelet with white letter beads spelling “JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS,” interspersed with small colorful beads. Another pink and white beaded bracelet is partially visible on the left. A plastic bag of assorted colorful beads and a few loose beads, including translucent and pastel ones, are scattered on the white surface. A small purple tassel is visible near the bead bag.
November 18, 2024 at 6:14 AM