Hanlon's Glock19
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Pauper is the best format I can't get people to commit to or find stores to play at :(
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Pauper is the best format I can't get people to commit to or find stores to play at :(
Cuomo is furiously groping the air right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Cuomo is furiously groping the air right now
Im tired of people not choosing one new york sports team over the other. Its fakest thing you can do. Just say you dont care.
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Im tired of people not choosing one new york sports team over the other. Its fakest thing you can do. Just say you dont care.
He ate two guys though and stole their DNA
August 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He ate two guys though and stole their DNA
Look, I play video games to escape reality, ok? It ruins my immersive experience when I am reminded women deserve the same rights as me.
August 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Look, I play video games to escape reality, ok? It ruins my immersive experience when I am reminded women deserve the same rights as me.
It will be nearly unplayable on most platforms until it gets optimized for next gen consoles. And then they will sell it again
July 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It will be nearly unplayable on most platforms until it gets optimized for next gen consoles. And then they will sell it again
They dont exactly have a lot of non-pedophile options
July 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They dont exactly have a lot of non-pedophile options
To be fair if you didnt know about the Onion before, it's really hard to figure out its satire given the state of everything right now
July 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
To be fair if you didnt know about the Onion before, it's really hard to figure out its satire given the state of everything right now
We'll become world champions in every sport simply by denying the competition
July 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We'll become world champions in every sport simply by denying the competition
I guess you can say he's "looking into it"
July 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I guess you can say he's "looking into it"
Me when the communist account post communism >:(
June 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Me when the communist account post communism >:(
My source is i made it the fuck up
June 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My source is i made it the fuck up
Sending the mayor of NYC to Israel isn't going to lower the rent here
June 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sending the mayor of NYC to Israel isn't going to lower the rent here
These weirdos have never seen a woman in their life. Not even their mothers showed up to their birth
June 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
These weirdos have never seen a woman in their life. Not even their mothers showed up to their birth
You're not supposed to release your anti woke game. You have to have to perpetually crowd fund it and blame le wokisme when you don't meet your goals.
May 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You're not supposed to release your anti woke game. You have to have to perpetually crowd fund it and blame le wokisme when you don't meet your goals.
I've always found it strange that whenever something new happens, the media stops talking about the old thing and almost exclusively talk about the new thing. Is this some sort of phenomenon?
May 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I've always found it strange that whenever something new happens, the media stops talking about the old thing and almost exclusively talk about the new thing. Is this some sort of phenomenon?
Conservatives when woman
May 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Conservatives when woman
Wait, where's the Soros check?
May 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wait, where's the Soros check?
Wait this isn't The Onion
May 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Wait this isn't The Onion
Thats the guy who lost a debate to a meme account
May 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Thats the guy who lost a debate to a meme account
Conservatives only care about women when they're harmed by a minority
April 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Conservatives only care about women when they're harmed by a minority
If he has so much money why doesn't he just get a hair transplant
April 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If he has so much money why doesn't he just get a hair transplant
They should try caring about the kids after they are born. Just a thought
April 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They should try caring about the kids after they are born. Just a thought