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hankytank.bsky.social
@hankytank.bsky.social
32 | What’s there to life if you can’t bully fascists?
Unfathomably and unyieldingly gay.
Pure of heart, dumb of ass.
“What do you mean you do t know what an overhead is didn’t you go to school?…you were homeschooled? Honestly so much about you makes so much more sense.”

“I’m actually surprised ___ wasn’t homeschooled with their race car bed…”
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Did you just call me clingy? I’m not clingy.”
*without skipping a beat, looks directly at me”
“Hey was I clingy?”

No, for the record.
September 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“When he said climb the ladder he meant a Jacob’s Ladder.”

Someone presumably asked what that was. Proceeded to describe a Jacob’s Ladder piercing in detail.
August 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Starting with my favorite:
“Who the fuck are you calling a weeb, you still sleep in a race car bed…”

This was unfortunately true and verified with photos.
August 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“Hugh Jainus - Hole Inspector”
June 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The only reasonable thing to do after is to shake their hand and say “Business.” afterward.
June 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In their defense; all they got from me until we started speaking during deliberation was some punk-ass tattooed pierced up 30 something who desperately needed a smoke break and wasn’t going to get one. I was pretty grumpy.
March 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
George Schneider, I hope both sides of your pillow are always hot like satan’s taint. Fuck you for letting a community spot go under without warning and fuck your excuses for not telling us. How the fuck do you fumble something like this.
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Maybe if you had warned the community instead of relying solely on status of being the oldest gay bar in the state or being a landmark we could have saved your crusty ass from letting it go under. I’m sorry but that’s just lazy as fuck.
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yeah I’ve never felt more vindicated after reading the current owners long ass lazy excuse of a post about why it closed. The whole post reeks of emotional lashing to get people off his back about why he never said anything. Dripping with excuses for not asking for fundraising or help.
March 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
And I’m sorry but I don’t believe for a second it was about money. You don’t just hold events as recent as last week without a single word that you were in trouble and just be like “yeah so anyway doors are permanently closed as of today see ya later!” Then let someone else in the community buy it.
March 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM