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Hank Stern
@hankstern.bsky.social
Twitter emigre who’s an irrational fan of Oregon football, Georgetown basketball, the SF Giants & Trail Blazers. Also a wanna-be novelist who’s a rational reader of history & politics.
In today's episode of "Grumpy Old Portlander," we ask why a city not only allows piles of leaves in the street for days on end ... but actually encourages these traffic hazards until city leaf collectors arrive at some point.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The best issue of a magazine I have read in a good while.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
From the department of morning-after overreactions: Tiago Splitter for Coach of the Year?

Who says no? #RipCity
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
In case anybody in #RipCity needs footage of Yang Hansen’s first NBA points en route to his ultimate enshrinement in the Hall of Fame.
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Nothing like Opening Night in #RipCity
October 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If this game ever ends, these Mariners salmon should head down I-5 to the protest outside ICE in Portland.
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This morning’s walk to work in Portland sure was “scary.”
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This pharmacy in Northeast Portland is a community treasure.
October 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We didn’t dream that, did we? #GoDucks
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
September 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Rise and shine. #GoDucks
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Blimps are always cool. #GoDucks
September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hard to beat the view and the company for #W2N tonight in Portland. #HoyaSaxa
September 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Dear NL Wild Card race.

Love,
The #SFGiants
September 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Impossible to fully describe the magic that George Raveling created with Cougar Cage Camp. Coach Raveling was an incredible speaker whose great insight & humor left indelible memories for me and countless numbers of other young basketball players. May he rest in peace.
September 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We ride at dawn. #GoDucks
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
August 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Tell me you had a great day without writing a word. I’ll start. #GoDucks
August 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Total page turner.
August 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
👍 👍 for this fresh historical take. ⬇️
August 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This race looks fishy.
July 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hold all my calls for the next three nights. #noircity
July 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Coolest sports poster ever?

I’ll start.
July 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This paragraph from a collection of Christopher Hitchens essays is just as relevant today as it was 30 years ago.
June 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM