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Hank
@hankparra.bsky.social
Pronouns: Nig/Ger

You’re not even a has been, you’re a never was. I’m only on here to antagonize and waste libs time. If you find yourself arguing with me just know I already won.
@hankgreen.bsky.social Random thought.. If homelessness was instantly solved, the amount of social workers out of a job would create a new poverty wave which would then need social workers. Since theres more social workers than homeless in the US the issue would actually get worse. What am I missing
December 9, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Hot take: children shouldn’t have access to the social internet until they’re 18. Watch 99.9% of issues disappear overnight. Fight me.
February 27, 2024 at 7:42 AM
The phrase “I use “x” pronouns” isn’t the part that makes people mad. It’s the “I use these pronouns so you must also”. Freedom encompasses the ability for anybody to refer to me as she, him, fuckwad or bitchtits. Sticks and stones my friends
February 27, 2024 at 7:19 AM
This groundhog’s day I would like to point out the fact that Punxsutawney Phil has been correct 36% of the time. Can we all just agree to switch the prediction and give him a 64% accuracy rate? It’s not his fault us humans got it backwards 🦦
February 1, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Not to be racist but do BMW drivers even know what a turn signal is?
January 14, 2024 at 4:53 AM
It’s crazy that nobody was broadcasting the best and most expensive fireworks display on the planet this new years. Hamas killed it
January 2, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Having RSV after having Covid is like stubbing your toe after getting gut punched by Mike Tyson
December 23, 2023 at 1:23 PM