Apocalypse Now Brown Cow
hankcifer.bsky.social
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow
@hankcifer.bsky.social
My looking at you naked profile.
Why not both?! But I approve of today’s choice!
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
No matter the weight you don’t get much better than that. And by you I mean looking at you!
October 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Perfect. 10’s across the board!
October 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Beefy hot beef!
October 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Nothing irrational about that. In fact I’ll celebrate the aversion with you!
September 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Very handsome top-tier beef right there.
August 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Definitely has it all while having it in all the right places. 
August 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
From some reason I always thought a pterodactyl would be a good dinosona.
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Haha. Yeah it would be nice to know what it actually tastes like and why it’s so good. The more I learn as I age I’m gonna guess the payoff would be anti-climactic however.
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The massage chairs and hydrotherapy chairs are pretty much worth it themselves. They have some other perks as well. For the price you really can’t beat it.
June 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I have a membership there and Powerhouse. PH for heavier days, Planet for some days I just need something quick. PH is 20 minutes from my house while Planet is literally in my neighborhood and also a half mile from my work. Planet is cheap enough as an additional membership so it works for me.
June 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you want to lift heavy Planet isn’t ideal. Lots of equipment but not a lot of plates or heavy barbells. I preface this by saying my location is getting all complete new strength equipment next week. So maybe an upgrade is coming? Still it’s cost effective and has some nice facilities. YMMV.
June 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know it’s 2025 not 1985/95, but it’s Detroit. A GI Joe headstomp wouldn’t be outta place.
May 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Gross🤮
March 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM