Hank Brackow
@hankbrackow.bsky.social
Auto Enthusiast, DIYer, Southern Boy.
Self < World < Cars <3
*Satire Account*
Self < World < Cars <3
*Satire Account*
"And another thing, no DEI's are allowed out after sun down."
February 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"And another thing, no DEI's are allowed out after sun down."
Imagine if dentists didn't allow you to lie
February 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Imagine if dentists didn't allow you to lie
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"drooling" and "clapping" are just a couple of the verbs that entice me
February 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"drooling" and "clapping" are just a couple of the verbs that entice me
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trying to convince the Dominos app to start messaging the McDonald's app. I feel like they'd be chill
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trying to convince the Dominos app to start messaging the McDonald's app. I feel like they'd be chill
What's up with the groundhog? Why are we doing that?
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What's up with the groundhog? Why are we doing that?
That smell when you peel a potato, that's what my balls smell like when I shave them
February 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
That smell when you peel a potato, that's what my balls smell like when I shave them
My cat was arrested and I'm not even a little bit sad about it... stinky little bitch
January 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My cat was arrested and I'm not even a little bit sad about it... stinky little bitch
I stg this shit ain't funny...but at the same time...his voice 💀💀💀💀💀💀
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I stg this shit ain't funny...but at the same time...his voice 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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And what's with the exponential volume curve on porn videos? It's either barely audible whimpers or foundation-shaking relationship-breaking baby-makin HOYEAH's
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
And what's with the exponential volume curve on porn videos? It's either barely audible whimpers or foundation-shaking relationship-breaking baby-makin HOYEAH's
Why are all of our cars so fucking big? I'm watching obese old guys shoot themselves through their wiper fluid nozzles to get out of their truck in the Walmart parking lot
January 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Why are all of our cars so fucking big? I'm watching obese old guys shoot themselves through their wiper fluid nozzles to get out of their truck in the Walmart parking lot
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But how do I pre-plan my trips to get more beer and bbq lil smokies or take a fat ass rip of my vape in the garage?
January 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
But how do I pre-plan my trips to get more beer and bbq lil smokies or take a fat ass rip of my vape in the garage?
There's gonna be a Superbowl commercial that crosses the line hard this year...
January 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
There's gonna be a Superbowl commercial that crosses the line hard this year...
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Is this about finding the clit? Cause I do know where it is, it's just that it's dark and slippery down there
January 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is this about finding the clit? Cause I do know where it is, it's just that it's dark and slippery down there
If I'm on the highway and you're on the highway, there has to be a winner. No two ways about it
January 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If I'm on the highway and you're on the highway, there has to be a winner. No two ways about it
I miss him everyday
January 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I miss him everyday
New Beef-O-Bradys just opened up near me!!! God this weekend is shaping up
January 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
New Beef-O-Bradys just opened up near me!!! God this weekend is shaping up
What's your favorite car?
WRONG it's a Pontiac Fiero GT!!!!!
WRONG it's a Pontiac Fiero GT!!!!!
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What's your favorite car?
WRONG it's a Pontiac Fiero GT!!!!!
WRONG it's a Pontiac Fiero GT!!!!!
And what do we know about Nazis? They make shitty cars!!
January 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And what do we know about Nazis? They make shitty cars!!