And he tries to lure children out of their cabins in the middle of the night into the woods.
But really, Matt finds out that it was all made up by a priest years back in order to discourage premarital canoodling.

...was trying to sneak into a girl's cabin but then he got his blood mixed with the wolf blood and now he's the werewolf but he's super old now and not only is he scary cause he's a werewolf, he's also scary because he’s a creepy old man — he's a Creepy-Old-Man-Wolf...

...Matt is Daredevil (except he can't actually be Daredevil because then it'd be weird that Daredevil is at this Sacagawea camp in Minnesota, so he has to create a new costume inspired by some camp horror lore that he hears about some kid in the 50s who was supposedly eaten by wolves while he...

They all spent their childhood going to the same sleepaway camp: CAMP SACAGAWEA! Father Matt infiltrates the camp as “Counselor Matty” — He knows three chords on a ukulele and a handful of Kumbaya bonfire songs. But by night, as the campers sleep in their moldy bunk beds and the counselors canoodle-

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