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Its almost like we should have not voted for that bill. Democrats are such idiots that we thought it better to have a working, fascist, government than to keep the government shut down. Great move, team. We are as to blame for this as any MAGA chud
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Its almost like we should have not voted for that bill. Democrats are such idiots that we thought it better to have a working, fascist, government than to keep the government shut down. Great move, team. We are as to blame for this as any MAGA chud
Anything to keep the money faucet flowing and the insider trading train chugging along.
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Anything to keep the money faucet flowing and the insider trading train chugging along.
Because Merrick Garland is a pusillanimous dingle berry. MAGA is evil, but they are also bold. If we had a shred of that boldness and an ounce of the progressiveness we won’t shut up about we would have socialized healthcare and the rich would be taxed appropriately.
December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Because Merrick Garland is a pusillanimous dingle berry. MAGA is evil, but they are also bold. If we had a shred of that boldness and an ounce of the progressiveness we won’t shut up about we would have socialized healthcare and the rich would be taxed appropriately.
“My South Asian wife and mixed race kids agree: white and christian is the way to go!”
December 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“My South Asian wife and mixed race kids agree: white and christian is the way to go!”
The novelty T-shirts predicted this long ago.
Federal
Body
Inspectors
This is so yucky and I can’t believe how softly you need to push the average American to be craven and cruel.
Federal
Body
Inspectors
This is so yucky and I can’t believe how softly you need to push the average American to be craven and cruel.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The novelty T-shirts predicted this long ago.
Federal
Body
Inspectors
This is so yucky and I can’t believe how softly you need to push the average American to be craven and cruel.
Federal
Body
Inspectors
This is so yucky and I can’t believe how softly you need to push the average American to be craven and cruel.
And yet predictable. The only question was how he was going to make it about himself and how craven and cruel it would be. Somehow he managed to both surprise, shock, and deliver exactly what we all knew he would. He is a monster.
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
And yet predictable. The only question was how he was going to make it about himself and how craven and cruel it would be. Somehow he managed to both surprise, shock, and deliver exactly what we all knew he would. He is a monster.
“Life is better now because you don’t have to white wash fences for a plate of biscuits”
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December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Life is better now because you don’t have to white wash fences for a plate of biscuits”
🤦🏻♂️
🤦🏻♂️
Every other American President who went insane in office at least had the decency to hide it. He is a monster. He is sick and dangerous.
The world that allows Donald Trump to feel a moments more worth of sunlight on his face than Rob Reiner is a cruel one, indeed.
The world that allows Donald Trump to feel a moments more worth of sunlight on his face than Rob Reiner is a cruel one, indeed.
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Every other American President who went insane in office at least had the decency to hide it. He is a monster. He is sick and dangerous.
The world that allows Donald Trump to feel a moments more worth of sunlight on his face than Rob Reiner is a cruel one, indeed.
The world that allows Donald Trump to feel a moments more worth of sunlight on his face than Rob Reiner is a cruel one, indeed.
Let’s see how Trump spins a Syrian immigrant putting his life on the line to save Jews from MAGA Down Under Murderers. I smell some more travel bans, maybe some fast tracked Visa’s for white Australian racists…
Either way, he will make it about himself and his beloved tariffs.
Either way, he will make it about himself and his beloved tariffs.
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let’s see how Trump spins a Syrian immigrant putting his life on the line to save Jews from MAGA Down Under Murderers. I smell some more travel bans, maybe some fast tracked Visa’s for white Australian racists…
Either way, he will make it about himself and his beloved tariffs.
Either way, he will make it about himself and his beloved tariffs.
But why are people boycotting Costco? If it is because they aren’t being racist and hurting employees I don’t really care what happens to the stock. This is why corporations treat their people like crap - the stock is more important than the business.
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
But why are people boycotting Costco? If it is because they aren’t being racist and hurting employees I don’t really care what happens to the stock. This is why corporations treat their people like crap - the stock is more important than the business.
Killer Mike opened my dumb white eyes about this. The 2nd Amendment was crafted to keep down slave revolts. It was created to keep Black people in bondage. Now it is necessary to keep Black people safe from white racists. I support gun limitations for all - but we need to keep Black’s strapped.
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Killer Mike opened my dumb white eyes about this. The 2nd Amendment was crafted to keep down slave revolts. It was created to keep Black people in bondage. Now it is necessary to keep Black people safe from white racists. I support gun limitations for all - but we need to keep Black’s strapped.
Im not on top of this - like MAGA boycotts because they aren’t racist and believe in a modicum of profit sharing with employees?
Im confident they will scurry back or not - and COSTCO will be fine. The stock market is just rich white fear in number form.
Im confident they will scurry back or not - and COSTCO will be fine. The stock market is just rich white fear in number form.
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Im not on top of this - like MAGA boycotts because they aren’t racist and believe in a modicum of profit sharing with employees?
Im confident they will scurry back or not - and COSTCO will be fine. The stock market is just rich white fear in number form.
Im confident they will scurry back or not - and COSTCO will be fine. The stock market is just rich white fear in number form.
Many people who live by a Target also live by a Costco. The savings from necesites alone will cover the annual cost. Costco embraces DEI, pays fairly, promotes from within, and has cheap hot dogs. If you can, shop at Costco - and also, fuck Target.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Many people who live by a Target also live by a Costco. The savings from necesites alone will cover the annual cost. Costco embraces DEI, pays fairly, promotes from within, and has cheap hot dogs. If you can, shop at Costco - and also, fuck Target.
They are on message though.
Never admit you are wrong. Never admit defeat. They have turned MAGA into a religion. Try convincing a Christian that God doesn’t exist - I think you will have just as much luck. They have gamed humanity - you can only be wrong if you are caught admitting you are wrong.🤦🏻♂️
Never admit you are wrong. Never admit defeat. They have turned MAGA into a religion. Try convincing a Christian that God doesn’t exist - I think you will have just as much luck. They have gamed humanity - you can only be wrong if you are caught admitting you are wrong.🤦🏻♂️
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
They are on message though.
Never admit you are wrong. Never admit defeat. They have turned MAGA into a religion. Try convincing a Christian that God doesn’t exist - I think you will have just as much luck. They have gamed humanity - you can only be wrong if you are caught admitting you are wrong.🤦🏻♂️
Never admit you are wrong. Never admit defeat. They have turned MAGA into a religion. Try convincing a Christian that God doesn’t exist - I think you will have just as much luck. They have gamed humanity - you can only be wrong if you are caught admitting you are wrong.🤦🏻♂️
What an absolute Shrek Faced D bag! People love the freedom to speak their minds and be as controversial as they please until they realize the people around them are also free to tell them to kick rocks. Also I was today years old when I learned he was a person who exists.
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What an absolute Shrek Faced D bag! People love the freedom to speak their minds and be as controversial as they please until they realize the people around them are also free to tell them to kick rocks. Also I was today years old when I learned he was a person who exists.
It’s time to make piece with nothing being beyond the pale. The man gloated about molesting women on a hot mic and was elected president. He has normalized and made popular the behavior that many men have always craved. We need to make it known for the historical record and try to gain power.
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It’s time to make piece with nothing being beyond the pale. The man gloated about molesting women on a hot mic and was elected president. He has normalized and made popular the behavior that many men have always craved. We need to make it known for the historical record and try to gain power.
Interesting Trump made no comment as her body was recently laid to rest. No flags at half staff, no interest whatsoever from this administration. Probably because they all danced and cheered when she was shot and killed because it meant they could be more cruel to black and brown people.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Interesting Trump made no comment as her body was recently laid to rest. No flags at half staff, no interest whatsoever from this administration. Probably because they all danced and cheered when she was shot and killed because it meant they could be more cruel to black and brown people.
Better increase his stock package, Tesla board. The only thing you have ever known how to do is throw good money after bad.
Also, Tesla’s suck and look so lame.
Also, Tesla’s suck and look so lame.
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Better increase his stock package, Tesla board. The only thing you have ever known how to do is throw good money after bad.
Also, Tesla’s suck and look so lame.
Also, Tesla’s suck and look so lame.
Wow, they rolled over quick.
“You stole from us to make your product! This injustice will not stand!!”
“On Second thought, here’s a billion dollars - do you think we are cool now??”
“You stole from us to make your product! This injustice will not stand!!”
“On Second thought, here’s a billion dollars - do you think we are cool now??”
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wow, they rolled over quick.
“You stole from us to make your product! This injustice will not stand!!”
“On Second thought, here’s a billion dollars - do you think we are cool now??”
“You stole from us to make your product! This injustice will not stand!!”
“On Second thought, here’s a billion dollars - do you think we are cool now??”
This won’t help. They don’t care - he was a felon when they voted for him. Make the messaging mean something to them and not all of us over here.
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This won’t help. They don’t care - he was a felon when they voted for him. Make the messaging mean something to them and not all of us over here.
So, cops can break laws, right?
And what ICE did here feels like breaking a law. Why isn’t that cop who is so apologetic in the press conference saying:
“We are issuing arrests warrants for the agents and they can have their day in court?”
How does any of this make sense?
And what ICE did here feels like breaking a law. Why isn’t that cop who is so apologetic in the press conference saying:
“We are issuing arrests warrants for the agents and they can have their day in court?”
How does any of this make sense?
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So, cops can break laws, right?
And what ICE did here feels like breaking a law. Why isn’t that cop who is so apologetic in the press conference saying:
“We are issuing arrests warrants for the agents and they can have their day in court?”
How does any of this make sense?
And what ICE did here feels like breaking a law. Why isn’t that cop who is so apologetic in the press conference saying:
“We are issuing arrests warrants for the agents and they can have their day in court?”
How does any of this make sense?
Who would EVER expect Austria of being so insensitive and racist??🤔
Gosh….
Gosh….
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Who would EVER expect Austria of being so insensitive and racist??🤔
Gosh….
Gosh….
Then you nerds aren’t testing it it right.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Then you nerds aren’t testing it it right.
Getting fucked by a Kennedy isn’t nearly as profitable as it used to be.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Getting fucked by a Kennedy isn’t nearly as profitable as it used to be.