Hangry Dad
@hangrydad.bsky.social
Your dad from twitter, now on Bluesky. Hope you've tidied your room.
Also on letterboxd: https://boxd.it/51pzj
Also on letterboxd: https://boxd.it/51pzj
Uh oh, I've upset the blusky mods, somehow.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Uh oh, I've upset the blusky mods, somehow.
Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super-spreader!
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super-spreader!
Am I going to get kicked out of the men's room if someone notices my delicate hands?
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Am I going to get kicked out of the men's room if someone notices my delicate hands?
How far right does one have to go for the grift to stop giving?
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How far right does one have to go for the grift to stop giving?
Green across the board, and not a single "tough decision" that would hammer the already impoverished. 👍 10/10, would play again, and will cheerfully assume it's an accurate representation of how the economy works.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Green across the board, and not a single "tough decision" that would hammer the already impoverished. 👍 10/10, would play again, and will cheerfully assume it's an accurate representation of how the economy works.
Curly hair, blousey shirt, skinny jeans, and younger me would hget called "love" in the pub if my face was obscured.
This toilet police plan is doomed - as if there weren't already multiple cases of cis women being denied access to the toilet for being insufficiently feminine.
This toilet police plan is doomed - as if there weren't already multiple cases of cis women being denied access to the toilet for being insufficiently feminine.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Curly hair, blousey shirt, skinny jeans, and younger me would hget called "love" in the pub if my face was obscured.
This toilet police plan is doomed - as if there weren't already multiple cases of cis women being denied access to the toilet for being insufficiently feminine.
This toilet police plan is doomed - as if there weren't already multiple cases of cis women being denied access to the toilet for being insufficiently feminine.
Turns out using multiple words, when all he wanted to say was "would", didn't make it less awful.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Turns out using multiple words, when all he wanted to say was "would", didn't make it less awful.
Santa's sack is full.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Santa's sack is full.
Gen AI peaked when it couldn't do faces and just shat out hideous meat monstrosities - nice to see it's gone back to its roots.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Gen AI peaked when it couldn't do faces and just shat out hideous meat monstrosities - nice to see it's gone back to its roots.
Flying the plane into the tower, just like* he ran that roller over the security guard.
(*slowly, avoidably, hilariously)
(*slowly, avoidably, hilariously)
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Flying the plane into the tower, just like* he ran that roller over the security guard.
(*slowly, avoidably, hilariously)
(*slowly, avoidably, hilariously)
Just had Keir on the phone, he says I can be the next Home Secretary.
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Just had Keir on the phone, he says I can be the next Home Secretary.
I'm calling for total and complete shutdown on men entering the country, until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm calling for total and complete shutdown on men entering the country, until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
At least we're all suffering together.
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
At least we're all suffering together.
Not surprised to learn I've had my ideas stolen, once again.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Not surprised to learn I've had my ideas stolen, once again.
Ooh. L'Oreal, gizza job!
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ooh. L'Oreal, gizza job!
Best I could come up with for AI and a makeup brand, is an app that would give you a preview of what you'd look like with the product on, but I can't see that that's any better, and certainly no cheaper, than just rubbing a bit from the tester onto the back of your hand.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Best I could come up with for AI and a makeup brand, is an app that would give you a preview of what you'd look like with the product on, but I can't see that that's any better, and certainly no cheaper, than just rubbing a bit from the tester onto the back of your hand.
What if we were to mint the AI as an NFT, on the blockchain, and then trade it for crypto?
(and then invest that money in something stable, like tulip bulbs, obviously)
(and then invest that money in something stable, like tulip bulbs, obviously)
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What if we were to mint the AI as an NFT, on the blockchain, and then trade it for crypto?
(and then invest that money in something stable, like tulip bulbs, obviously)
(and then invest that money in something stable, like tulip bulbs, obviously)