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Hangry Dad
@hangrydad.bsky.social
Your dad from twitter, now on Bluesky. Hope you've tidied your room.

Also on letterboxd: https://boxd.it/51pzj
Fuck off.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Uh oh, I've upset the blusky mods, somehow.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super-spreader!
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Am I going to get kicked out of the men's room if someone notices my delicate hands?
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How far right does one have to go for the grift to stop giving?
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Green across the board, and not a single "tough decision" that would hammer the already impoverished. 👍 10/10, would play again, and will cheerfully assume it's an accurate representation of how the economy works.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Curly hair, blousey shirt, skinny jeans, and younger me would hget called "love" in the pub if my face was obscured.

This toilet police plan is doomed - as if there weren't already multiple cases of cis women being denied access to the toilet for being insufficiently feminine.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Turns out using multiple words, when all he wanted to say was "would", didn't make it less awful.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I'd eat those.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Santa's sack is full.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gen AI peaked when it couldn't do faces and just shat out hideous meat monstrosities - nice to see it's gone back to its roots.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Flying the plane into the tower, just like* he ran that roller over the security guard.

(*slowly, avoidably, hilariously)
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just had Keir on the phone, he says I can be the next Home Secretary.
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'm calling for total and complete shutdown on men entering the country, until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
At least we're all suffering together.
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Not surprised to learn I've had my ideas stolen, once again.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ooh. L'Oreal, gizza job!
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Best I could come up with for AI and a makeup brand, is an app that would give you a preview of what you'd look like with the product on, but I can't see that that's any better, and certainly no cheaper, than just rubbing a bit from the tester onto the back of your hand.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What if we were to mint the AI as an NFT, on the blockchain, and then trade it for crypto?
(and then invest that money in something stable, like tulip bulbs, obviously)
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM