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Simon
@hangry.horse
🇸🇪🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 Infosec database toucher.
🚣‍♂️🪏🪚 rowing, gardening, learn-it-once-and-move-on DIY
📍Cambridge (but sometimes also Värmland 🦅)
Ah yes we’re now in the season of my least favourite Apple Watch feature - let’s randomly just pause a long bike ride because the cold weather makes heart rate sensing unreliable
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
So that’s our gas pipe right there.

Apparently gas engineers don’t like this?? ? 🤷‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Some more iffy electrics left for us by the previous owner. I genuinely have no idea what’s going on here.
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My ”a mugs guide to Geordie dialect” mug has finally been through the dishwasher so many times that the red text supposed to show the Georgie words has faded, leaving only a confusing patchwork of random English words
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I could definitely be a brickie. Just look at this replacement half brick I just did?
August 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A signup form allowed me to provide no gender, so I selected that option.

I guess this is my title now?
August 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Bye, old bathroom 🥲
August 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Right. Let’s see if we can work out what this pictogram is telling us.

Left: red background, easily recognised ’forbidden sign’. Don’t do the thing depicted. Don’t litter.

Right: blue background, nothing is forbidden. I’m encouraged to do something?

Use this cup to murder some turtles?
July 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Spotted next to two recently dug ponds/mini lakes in Cambridge. Feels like the city council may have listened to @davegoulson.bsky.social 🙂
June 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That’s a crazy amount of oil just for frying onions. Are you trying to kill me, bbc good food?
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My unhinged opinion: these shouldn’t be painted
June 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This was the original colour of our bathroom, apparently. Drugs as an explanation for a lot of things in this house makes a lot of sense now
June 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
One of the tasks for this tool is not like the others 🤔

I'll keep an open mind, though
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Every screw can be a flathead screw when you own an angle grinder
May 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
These airbricks I thought were just a bit cobwebby were upon closer inspection actually siliconed-up. Spent a good hour pulling it out, and hopefully my cavity walls will thank me later
May 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Previous owner was definitely not a floor layer. In fact, not even pretending to be one
May 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My fave cygnet photo from this time last year, river Cam
May 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Adventures in home ownership, part 1 of ??

The previous owner left us this absolute masterpiece - a mortared-in plastic socket box
May 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I can't even tell if this is an intentional pun on Stanley Kubrick's name or not, but I laughed
April 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Apple logic: the button that makes your phone make a loud noise (startling your sleeping partner awake) needs to be next to the button you press when you go to sleep
April 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Stocking up on silly mugs, because our dishwasher is now huge and we keep running out
March 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The bird nest box I put up years ago is finally being used!

Well, sort of
March 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Because images are blocked in emails, especially when in the spam folder, I've seen a lot of my messages there try to render something resembling branding using only unicide and font colouring. It's kind of cute, but still oh, so unconvincing
March 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New worst front garden just dropped
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Broke my French press, so I’m doing it the old fashioned way
February 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM