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This is a rizz-free zone.
UWRF is going to do this. Fantastic.

#StaggBowl
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Convince me this isn't the greatest song ever:

youtu.be/K3b6SGoN6dA?...
BLACK SABBATH - "War Pigs" (Live Video)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Signs I might be too heavily invested in the football podcast sphere: I had a dream last night that I moved in with @matthewcoller.bsky.social. His wife was @minakimes.bsky.social. We had a long discussion about how good @natetice.bsky.social's football analysis was.
February 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Others Tommy Tuberville has coached: Jim Brown, Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Emmitt Smith, Anthony Munoz, Aaron Donald, Red Grange, Johnny Unitas, and Jim Thorpe.
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Swear words per step is my new metric for how frustrating it is using instructions for a children's toy.

Currently sitting at about 2.3 on step seven of this tumbling hedgehog.
December 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
@hansenratings.bsky.social Curious: have you or anyone else done NPI for D1 to see what the playoffs would look like if they used D3 rules?
December 9, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Springfield with an impressive drive against the defending champs to start the game. 6-0. #d3fb
December 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Anyone else quote Metallica lyrics when rinsing the soap out of your children's hair?

"Take a look to the sky... Just before you die... It's the last time you will."
metallica 's ride the lightning album cover with a lightning bolt
ALT: metallica 's ride the lightning album cover with a lightning bolt
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 11:52 PM
On third and four with just under three minutes to go, Johnnies get a 69 yard TD that should ice the win at a child Clemens Stadium. 24-13 the score.
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Wheeler with an incredible catch on third and long and the Johnnies go back up by ten with two minutes left in the third.

#d3fb
November 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
After three points in the first 30 minutes of play, SJU and UW-La Crosse both score TDs on their opening possessions of the second half. 10-7 Johnnies with just over 9 and a half to go in the third quarter. #d3fb
November 30, 2024 at 7:48 PM
If 1990s me would have been transported into the future, I would have marveled most at being able to watch any D3 football playoff game my heart desired live on an ESPN branded channel. #d3fb
November 30, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Herbstreit: "It's always interesting talking to Chris Jones because he's such a (long pause)... interesting person to talk to."

Glad you paused so long to pull that SAT word that you'd just used, Kirk.
November 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
The Bears are the new Lions.
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Josh Allen is big.
November 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I just walked past a dad at Costco with his head in his hands proclaiming "I really want to punch him. I just do." Because his child was voicing his displeasure with his choice of maple syrup.
November 17, 2024 at 4:59 PM
We head to the fourth with a Bethel fourth down at the fifteen. Johnnies lead 27-16. #d3fb
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
www.cnn.com/2024/11/12/b...

I was just putting together a business plan for a competitor named Jizz and Leave.
Kum & Go is going away. Its new owner is rebranding all of its locations | CNN Business
Kum & Go, the Midwestern gas station chain that gained national fame for the immature snickers its name often receives, is making a change.
www.cnn.com
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM